Knocking boots with some old slapper?
I never agreed to this.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

For the ladies
I have a ginger brother, and photos of my unshaved backside
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I've done my bit for the ginger brigade.
One in a lifetime is enough for me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)

been there
don't know how my bro married one.

it's true what they say, rusty roof, smelly garage
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Yes
On a sample size of 1, I can confirm that this saying is entirely 100% true.

Edit - Not the current Mrs K2, by the way. She's neither a redhead nor malodorous of minge.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I've sampled two
and neither were smelly. Frigid, uptight and mental, but not smelly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)

hmmm
something not right there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

One was 21, but seemed physically pre-pubescent
which was absolutely horrifying, and the other was 38 and wouldn't let me go down on her. So she probably was smelly, I just never got to find out
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

You don't even need to visit downstairs
It's obvious from further away!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

That's nasty
why would you sleep with somebody if you could smell Skips Prawn Cocktail crisps from a mile off?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Indeed
And this is one reason that I have moved on.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

It took me ages to get over the 38 year old
I was pathetic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

there we go
I knew there would be solid reasons for both not conforming to the norm.

it's true and the saying needs to be spread about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

The ginger gene is clearly related to some severe mutations

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

we all knew that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I'm ashamed to say
That's the funniest saying I've heard in fucking months.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)

So now I'm going to have to post pictures of my hairy arse?
Are you really going to make me do this, BGB?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I never make anyone do anything they don't have to.
But they're always glad they did it when they do.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

That sounds like something my old choirmaster would say

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)