AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you.

That's out of my system now.

Nothing to do with the partner but lots to do with work and how chaotic and disorganised it is at the moment.

Breathe. Must remember to breathe. Think calm thoughts. Do. Not. Hit. Anyone.

Calm. Calm.

La la la. Tweeting birds.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Actually I'll make it about him
He could do all my preparation for me and make my life easier so I could spend more time eating cake.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I bet he never makes you cake either
*stiry stir stir stir*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Yes, you're right
I make cake - in fact I made SIX last week.

I had cake for lunch today.

Must start going to the gym more regularly before my arse takes on epic proportions.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Why isn't he making me cake?
Well?

To bloody busy being ill, that's why! And this time no mandarins involved just pigs.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I hear making cake
is an excellent cold and flu remedy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Also
the mucus expelled into the mixture during the making of the cake adds flavour.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Hmmm
Nice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Stuff some tampons up his nose
Problem solved
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

have you ever had such a runny nose...
that you've been tempted?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Tempted yes
but never actually done it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I have not done it either.
I have, however, rammed lots of toilet paper up my nose in order to get some sleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Would dead mice do?
The cats keep bringing them home as presents for us and it's a shame to see them go to waste.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'd quite like pictures of you
stuffing dead mice up PJM's nose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I suspect he'd only submit
if there were skimpy undies involved.



He says they make him feel 'all pretty'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)