My birthday suit
What?

It's dead smart - got it from M&S and all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah well
at least you weren't dyslexic when you were shopping.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Never thought of that
Could have had some serious consequences.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Like some odd stains on the birthday suit?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah, you want to be careful with hot wax.
A bugger to get out...
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

But if you made the wax stains into a nice pattern
I'd happily wear it with solidified wax.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Just don't go near anything abrasive
because there is no pain in the world like being waxed.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

The closest I got to being waxed
was pulling individual nose-hairs out with a pair of tweezers. I'd imagine being waxed would feel like that a thousand times over, but at the same time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Imagine pulling a plaster off your knee, over and over and over.
But worse.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:49, Reply)

When doing martial arts
I've landed knee-first on a surface that did just that to my knee-hairs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)

OW OW FUCKITY OW.
Gave myself a dead knee on my desk drawers today and remembered just in time that yelling "FUCKING CUNTING CUNT!" wasn't the best course of action in an office where people are on the phone...
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Sometimes if I lower my elbow and hit the armrest off-centre, I can feel a pain that goes all the way up to my hand.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Yes
And pulling things other than business cards out of the pockets at meetings.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I can top that.
Emergency condom dropped out of my bag in front of the boss. Not cool.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

I hear they do lovely birthday suits these days.
Personally bar the very occasional set of lingerie I can't find anything in there I like.
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

As a bloke who hates clothes shopping
places like M&S, Debenhams and the like are great. They make it easy to identify suitable clothes, then pay and exit in the fastest possible time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I am a lady who loves shopping.
M&S reminds me of too many Saturdays in Cardiff looking for the perfect gran coat for my nan...
( Maladicta, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)