This is true
you are the worst offender
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's all part of my master plan
To irritate and bore you into submission and then you will become my faithful slave servant and bake cakes for me.


you are no longer the first name on my phone...that pleasure goes to AAA but once I get Bert's number I'll put him there and torment him with prank handbag calls
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:25, Reply)

That's the problem with a name starting with A
You're first in a lot of mobile phonebooks so will tend to get pocket dialled. I used to work with an Adam who once got pocket dialled by one coworker who was explaining to another exactly why they despised Adam so much. How we laughed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)

He liked it the first time
and was waiting for me to go to the loo.

Dirty boy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)