Greetings Maladelica
Did you get one of those self-assembly guitars from IKEA by any chance?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Nope - fifteen quid from the local boot fair.
I dread to think what a flat-pack guitar would take to put together; probably the instructions would all be in Swedish.

*doesn't like flat-pack furniture*
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:29, Reply)

It would have an amusing name
And you'd be able to play all your favourite Electric Boys songs.

Most of the furniture in my flat is flat pack, but I don't own any musical instruments (unless my laptop and iPhone count)
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Doesn't the iPhone come with an app
to make music. An ocarina?
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Not as standard
but I'm sure there's plenty in the app store.

I recently got an app for my iPhone to make it imitate an electric shaver.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:39, Reply)

How does it imitate a shaver?
By vibrating? If so, I think you were mis-sold it.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:42, Reply)

IT has a picture of the shaver on the screen
and makes shaver noises that change depending on it's orientation and the speed/acceleration it's moved with. If you want to give people looking from afar the impression that your iPhone is a shaver, this is the app to use.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:44, Reply)

So it's a shaver
from very, very far away? Awesome.

*wants*
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:49, Reply)

It specialises on invisible hairs
and lets people who nag you for not shaving STFU until they get closer.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Shaving ain't all that.
There is much to be said for stubble.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)

fucking this

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)

FUCK YEAH STUBBLE

( Maladicta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:10, Reply)