That is an excellent question.
Can I check on the plans and get back to you?
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sure, go ahead
I've had an idea. If you order a fourth side-mimsy, you can place the third and fourth on the cleavage-sides of your boobs, so that when your rub them together, you can do an impromptu bit of self-scissoring.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

It would make low-cut tops an impossibility, though
and that is a shame.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:16, Reply)

But on the other hand
if you wear a high-cut top, you can hide what you're doing. In fact, you can order an additional two side-mimsies and place them on the outsides of your boobs and give them a good fingering while you're mashing your inside-boob side-mimsies together.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:23, Reply)

From the sound of this
I'd have no norks left - they'd all be made of mimsies! There would need to be a suitable nork-to-mimsy ratio.

Do you have a sales target to meet or something?
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Of course
I also run a subsidiary that sells jumpers. Plus the R&D department are researching suitable brassieres.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Are the jumpers the kind your mental auntie knits you at Christmas
with bobbly snowmen on them?
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Indeed, they are
I've got a whole cellar full of aunties locked away making nothing but jumpers.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Were they rejected
from the Shreddies factory?
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Jinx!
We had the same thought, I call Jink, cross keys no returns!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Not if I'm off ground.
Aaaahhh, box clever.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I hope they're making them out of wheat
And the jumpers are for mice. Which would mean they are actually making shreddies...
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Eh, you'd be better asking Spak than me.
I know not of the habits of small rodents.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Well, my rats like eating shreddies
so edible jumpers? A new product line... I think we've taken Spaks business idea! RUN!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Aww, you have ratties?
I likes. Sadly my landlord forbids the keeping of animals or I'd consider getting some.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I have two lovely girls
Have to clean the house out a lot, but they are so amazingly cute and inquisitive that they almost look intelligent. They respond to my voice and come when called by name, which is also rather cute.

I recommend giving your landlord a kitten. They'll be so distracted by the fluff and memes they'll forget you have anything. What would you get?
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Rats are amazingly intelligent.
I've wanted some for years (since I was made to read Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH in school). Sadly my mother is somewhat neurotic and wasn't keen on having rats in the place...

I'd be inclined to get a kitten; I'm very fond of cats and have never had one of my very very own. His name would be Strider.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:07, Reply)

They're as intelligent as can be expected for something that size
Which isn't very. They're nosey, pay lots of attention to whats around but don't in any way comprehend. Coming to when they're called is about all that can be managed. Oh yes, and also not stuff their face with all the food in front of them, which is better than my guinea pig managed!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:11, Reply)

You are clearly a curator of small rodents.
Guinea pigs are lovely, too - the squeaking noise they make is just precious! Not really indoor animals, sadly - I live in a flat...

What are their names then, since they clearly know to answer to them?
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:16, Reply)

They are called Boudica and Weirdo
Weirdo because she likes to crap on nearly everything. Boudice because she's the dominant one.
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Eeee!
Now I want to see photos! It's been a while since we had a decent fluff-thread...

Good names, too! If they were mine I'd want to make Boudica a mini-chariot with blades on its wheels, to sleep in.

Do you have a ball for them too? They're fun.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I'm getting a ball for them on saturday - they need more exercise.
Unlikely to get any pictures though - I just don't put pictures online.
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:27, Reply)

That's a shame.
I'm very fond of seeing other people's fluffeh, since I have none of my own. My flatmate is hairy but he does not count as a pet.

Keep the ball away from the stairs and any passing cats, and all will be well...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Not quite
The drawback of edible clothing is that once eaten, they cannot cover anything.

Until side-mimsies become the norm, the world is not ready to gawk at them.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Why am I all of a sudden an expert on small rodents?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Not sure. You're the one making the jumpers
so you can tell me and Stimpy if they would fit a small rat... right?
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I suppose I could ask a spare auntie to make a microjumper
but currently, we only do human side-mimsies.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:06, Reply)