*is now scared of Stimpy*

( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's right, you should be scared
*caresses cat'o'ninetails*
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:50, Reply)

*brandishes six-foot bullwhip*
You call that a whip? THIS is a whip.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:55, Reply)

You have me beat
Dare I ask where, how and why you have it?
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:00, Reply)

'Twas a gift from a nice chap.
Not amazingly easy to handle as it's a bit light, but it's quite satisfying to flick around my flat... prefer crops though.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Sounds interesting
Although I think we'd use them for different purposes. I'd be forced to chase chavs around with them! Does sound like a very nice man who gave it two you, although a slightly odd choice of present to my mind... but I'm sure there was a good reason behind it!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I'm something of an aficionado of good pain,
which I personally would think is wasted on chavs... for them I'd prefer something like a Gattling gun!

He's a nice guy, certainly - of a similar mindset, which may explain the gift to you better...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Similar mindset to the pain?
Certainly sounds like it. I'll leave the pain though... possible to make a gattling whip do you think?
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Yep. It was pretty fun; I'm a sadistic bitch.
I'm not sure a Gattling whip would be possible, which is a shame. I harbour a fantasy of having my very own Gattling crossbow, a bit like Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing (which is a very, very underrated film).
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Gah!
I go away for a bit and a lovely discussion about side-mimsies turns into full-blown S&M.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)

I seem to have this effect on threads.
It's a bit worrying.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:48, Reply)

* finds a curtain to leap on before Maladicta hits me with her bullwhip *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:00, Reply)

This happens often?
I really need to pay more attention!
(stimpy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:02, Reply)

It certainly does
That's why the curtains are built to support my full weight.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:04, Reply)

I'm pretty proficient with a bullwhip if I do say so myself.
I practice on cushions and the like when there are no menfolk around who like such things...
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Those
are not cushions!

OUCH!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Oops, my bad.
Need to put my contacts in in future.
( Maladicta, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:09, Reply)