I've not been on b3ta much recently
what with having a job and all, so I was slightly surprised to actually have a dream about b3ta last night.

It was one of those really odd dreams, I was in the army along with Captain V, beckyjsbx, Devil in Tights and Poppet (yes I know, I was surprised too, obviously I don't know what she actually looks like, but whoever the person was, my mind had told me that was who they were meant to represent).

Now, we were out in a jungle (Predator stylee) and Captain V disappeared and we were looking for him but being really stealthy due to a horrible sense of impending death from some unknown quarter and I was getting that horrible entire body skin crawling fear like I knew something really bad was going to happen to me.

And then we were running madly down this track towards these gates which must have been the camp and I could feel something chasing us behind and it was getting really scary and I got that thing when you can't run properly (as my legs were clearly tangled in the duvet) and the others got ahead of me and the gates opened and I had to drag myself along with my arms and they all got to the gate but then becky and the camp commander got into this big argument about letting Poppet into the camp and the commander asked "Why can't she come in?" and Becky said "Because she hasn't got V, Sir!"


I'm going to go and do some work now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jesus...
*shakes head slowly*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:04, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Ayethangyouvermush
*bows and leaves*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:08, Reply)

But was it geographically accurate?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I'm not really sure where I was
so I can't comment on that
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Where were my boobs during all of this?
Eh? Eh?
( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I was in bed with my fiancee
I'm not allowed to dream about your boobs when I'm in bed with my fiancee. It wouldn't be right.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:16, Reply)

This is fair.

( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:17, Reply)

fair gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

No it isn't
I quite like the idea of al being pummelled by his missus for dreaming about someone else's boobs. It makes me feel all tingly.

*adjusts seated position*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Now I'm all hot and bothered.

( thealternativefact, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

But she wouldn't know
I'd just wake up feeling terribly guilty and I'd be forced to have a quick go on hers to remind myself why I love her. Not that I only love her for her boobs of course. There's her bum too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)

We'd tell her for you
We know you're a bit shy about these things so it's our duty as friends and fellow pixels to do this thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I hate that I don't get sex dreams.
It's just bloody unfair : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It's because you're too busy appearing
in everyone elses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Va Va Vooooom : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

As if I'd be respectful enough to say Sir

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

yeah, but my story wouldn't have worked
if I had portrayed you as evil as you are in real life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)