de, e, ead!
this place used to be mobbed - what happened to all the b3tards - i'd love a counter on here. i swear apart from the chimps on talk there are about 6 people on here of an evening


massive decline in b3tards: discuss
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:50, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

see what i mean
!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 2:05, Reply)

We've not had as many newcomers here as we should
I think Tourette's needs to drop another litter ASAP!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 2:09, Reply)

*rummages around for turkey baster*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

by the time I login
everyone's in bed, not many b3tards in Japan.
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 3:08, Reply)

in a way
it is nice that is quiet....b3tards should technically be downloading 'the real world' of a Friday night.

Off Topic seems to be primarily a diversion from work, a fluffeh cunt of a diversion at that.....so when friday night rolls round, everyone is out not being on the interweb, and that is no bad thing

those same b3tards will log in at 9am monday morning and then they can share their weekend experiences for the benefit of all
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 3:24, Reply)

only problem
it's saturday 11.30 in the morning and I'm bored at work. Meanwhile everyone else is on the piss back home, bah!
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 3:27, Reply)

Pretty much what they said
Different demographic to /talk - we're the grown ups who go out in to the real world upon a friday night and weekend, not sit inside all the time on out computers. No bad thing, it's made this place what it is and leads to some tof the excellent stories that I get to read every week!
(stimpy, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Ah
They might be grown up, but they are lying!

They are leading a lie, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. You get boring stuff that's just lies and didn't happen. But then you get really funny stuff that's a lie and didn't happen, but the funny stuff requires half of /talk to gate-crash the thread and just make clear for everyone that might be out seeking the truth on b3ta, that the thread is infact a lie. Just in case they were thinking for a second that it might be true.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)