Porn-star accessories of the world unite!
Greetings. Am skipping walking this weekend and going the way of the lie-in.

And congratulations b69. Let the willpower keep you afloat.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i'll be having a "Yee!" and a "Haaa!" if i may?
i think i deserve it!
i've had enough humility this week, now it's time for a bit of egomania!

i'm brill, me. i haven't had a drink in days.

okay, that's enough of that!

so Spazzmo, how's it hanging? Sloathfully?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

* brings in non-alcoholic Yees and Haaas *
It's hanging like a pendulum. Backwards and forwards and not getting anywhere.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:09, Reply)

oscillating gently.
which reminds me of a very sill joke...
perhaps you've heard it already?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Go on
Do share it with our non-telepathic brethren.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:17, Reply)

how do you titillate an ocelot?
you oscillate it's tits a lot.

badum-tish.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)