Hello!
I'm here but about to hit a pile of work.

The ageing process has also hit home this morning - I had an eye test and found I need glasses for working at my PC and driving as my left eye is buggered.

Next stop, incontinence pants and liver spots :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh dear : (
I shall purchase one of those big pillows that help you get up off a low chair and bring it with me next weekend.
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I think one of those
Round cushions with a hole in the middle might help him more.
( Cawl, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:24, Reply)

How will that help me to see better?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

You won't be squinting in
Old-Man-Piles-Related-Pain.
( Cawl, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I don't have piles
apart from the piles of work on my desk, you young whipper-snapper you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Oh right...
Of course, you WOULD say that.
( Cawl, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

The hole
may help you as some kind of focusing device?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'm only 28
and have just been diagnosed with a cataract. Beat that for shitty oldness..
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

*hugs*
Oh deary dear : (


It can be fixed quite easily now though, can't it?
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Yeah.
If you count "having your eyeball sliced open while you're still awake" as "quite easily".
( Cawl, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

:(
*cries*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

On the plus side,
They'll give you an injection INTO YOUR EYEBALL first.
( Cawl, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I already had that done once
Piece of piss*

*May be complete and utter lies, it was fucking agony
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)

*nods*
Apparently the worst part is seeing it come towards you.
( Cawl, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Yeah
It's fairly simple, but they have to wait until it's "ripe" or something.. it's got to be well advanced before they can get rid of it. So for now, it's just blurry vision a-go-go! Woo.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)