When you're little and too poorly to dunk soldiers in a soft boiled egg,
your Mum chops the soldiers into dainty squares, in a cup, with chopped egg so you can eat it feably with a teaspoon.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But do you mash it with a fork, or a knife
and is it consumed with salt, pepper, or brown sauce? We need to know!?

In fact, How would Ronnie James Dio have his?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)

he eats eggs whole

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I think he has the dragons fire
to cook them for his Rock 'n' Roll Children.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I think he eats devilled eggs.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I reckon that sometimes
when he fancies a midnight snack he races down to the all night garage as fast as he can to get the eggs. This is the real reason why he Speeds at Night.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Daintily chopped, no mashing required.
A bijou sprinklette of salt if you wish, and if the egg yolk isn't sufficiently runny you can add a large knob of butter.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)