I've not been here much lately
have I missed much/anything?

in other news, baby appears to be a b3tan in the making; I've never known any man throw such absurd tantrums to get to a breast before. he screams himself almost inside out until I get a tit out for him.
( ascorbate, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:27, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sounds like me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I never
had you down as a lesbian
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Congratulations on finally evicting him!
I must have missed the update about it.

The baby sounds like an entirely normal male.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:30, Reply)

he finally arrived
after 65 hours of labour, and the application of forceps...

pic of him here :-)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post530094
( ascorbate, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Fucking hell,
A baby that isn't a hideous, wrinkled thing.
Congratulations!
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:49, Reply)

hahah I said something similar!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I'm really not a fan of babies.
But that one's pretty good.
For someone born in Cambridge.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:53, Reply)

yeah
imagine how ugly he'd have been if he'd been born in essex! :-)
and i think the lack of wrinkles is because he was 6 days late, and I was forcefeeding myself chocolate to get through those last few days... fattened him up nicely
( ascorbate, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:05, Reply)

He'd've been a magnificent human
If he was born in Harlow :P
But seriously, well done for have decent genes.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:09, Reply)

ahem
I was born in Harlow.

I live in Cambridge.

Watch your step coal eater
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

He's gorgeous!
Congratulations and try to remember that the sleepless nights and endless nappy changing doesn't last forever - it just seems like it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:34, Reply)

good stuff!!
have you tried getting them out in public yet? fuck discretion, GET A EYEFUL OF THESE, YOU CUNTS
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:33, Reply)

yep
first public feed this morning, and feeling stupidly proud of myself! although quite frankly, after having what felt like the entire staff of the hospital examining my nether regions every 10 -15 minutes for 2 days whilst in labour, I'm all out of discretion...
( ascorbate, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Considering there are boobs all around us daily in advertising and scantily clad chavs.
It's amazing that anyone gets uppity about breastfeeding.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:02, Reply)

One piece of sage advice I gave my youngest sister.
Don't fret over your boobs. Guys will be so pleased to get to them that they won't care how they look.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

My nana drew a scary face on her tit
when she decided my aunty was old enough to move onto bottles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:43, Reply)

that's genius

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:52, Reply)

She was ace my nana
She used soot too, so if the face didn't deter, the taste would.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:57, Reply)