Hmmm...
I managed to open a cupboard door into my balls once.
Wasn't much fun.
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Spaktard

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

You opened a cupboard door into Mel's handbag?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

*sighs*
2/10
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Oh sod off, that was at least a 7, maybe you didn't understand it.
I was implying, right, that you have been emasculated by the fact that you now live with your girlfriend, right, and that she keeps your crown jewels in her handbag.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I fully understood it,
But to get above a 3, it actually has to amuse me.
Anyway, I've got to go do the hoovering now.
*flounces*
( Cawl, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)