After someone recommended Chilli Sauce to me
I bought a bottle of this.

For everyone newcomer to my house, they have to get a tiny bit on the end of their finger and lick it. Call it an initiation if you will. As a result, everyone knows where I keep it.

Which is why I woke up a couple of weeks back with my lips on fire. Yes, one of my friends had decided to take advantage of my napping state, and had rubbed it all over my fucking lips

I had my head in the sink for half an hour, and couldn't even chase him with it, because I couldn't move my lips more than 2 seconds away from the cold water coming out of the tap. Eventually I did, and got some ice cream to help. I then sat there telling him he was a cunt for the next hour.

Don't get me wrong, it was very funny. But he's still a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My littler brother snorted a line of tabasco sauce once
Man, he was fucked. Eyes streaming, nose on fire, it took him ten minutes to say anything other than 'Argh!'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Arggggh!
I can't stand hot foods or sauces myself. I'd be crawled in to a balls on the floow crying, begging to be put in a bath of ice then whimpering like a gerbil in a condom.
(stimpy, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:19, Reply)