Home Sweet Home!


i have the house to myself this morning. god it's quiet!
there's a mountain of washing up to be done as well as a pile of laundry the size of a large dog/small horse.
do i:
a) attend to domestic matters...
b) go back to bed...
or c) lose the morning to the interweb?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:30, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

lose the morning to the interweb.
it's the most sensiblest of solutions.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:34, Reply)

Do the washing up
in case you want a snack while surfing the intertubes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:36, Reply)

as if - just add to the pile.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:37, Reply)

i'm feeling utterly slothfull today.
utterly.
there's still plenty of crockery should i need to eat.
yawning like a mo-fo.
do you ever get that thing where you yawn and your eyes start watering?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:54, Reply)

yes.
Particularly when I've been studying all day, such as today. My head hurts :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 9:00, Reply)

too much thinking? it'll do thaat to ya ;-)
it's probably made worse by you being upside down thus increasing the blood pressure in yer head.

on a different note, we're moving into the house i've been doing up in 3 weeks! yay!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 9:08, Reply)

that's great blaireau.
off the sauce and moving into your done up house. Fabulous going.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Ning and ting
Hurty head this morning - Got a chap coming round in an hour to scrap the wife's old car so must shake it off. Good news on the new gaff Blaireau ..... Bet you're pleased that's nearly sorted!

Lose the morning to the interweb says I, procrastination is the future.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Hey spunkychunks.
sounds like fun. wish I was having fun. I'm starting to hate my history books.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Just waiting for the painkillers to kick in
It's self inflicted so don't have any sympathy ..... I was utterly decadent last night, some beers and a bottle of fizzy wine, spag bol and big chunk out of a cheese board.

Is it exam time then?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply)

yeeah. And these are the ones that go to my score for if I want to go to uni.
so they're kinda important. I've been going over Russian history all day and my head is just FILLED to the absolute brim with random facts.
Tomorrow it's China's turn.

Anyway - sounds like a really good night you had. I learnt how to make spag bol properly last week - mum taught me. Were you out to tea or at home?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Well, to your credit at least your giving it the attention it merits
How many of your peers will be out giving it large and neglecting their work I wonder? Best of luck and remember to blow off some steam :)

The freshly minted wife made it (and she makes a blinding bolognaise) and we stayed at home ..... I didn't get home from work until 830 so I was kind of beat and wouldn't have been fit company if I had to go out.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Right what the fuck is going on here Tesco
My mum popped out this morning and shouted "do you something for lunch for Tesco?" I said, as I'm on a health-kick "Get me something reasonably healthy... Tuna pasta or something!"

So now I've sat down with this 75g plastic bowl thing, and the nutritional info caught my eye. This pack contains 48% of your guideline daily amount of FAT. 33 grams!

In this pissy little plastic pot of Tuna fucking pasta! And I feel obliged to eat it as my mum got it specially for me!

A quick google says 75g of a Big Mac contains little over 7.5 grams of fat.

I'M EATING THE EQUIVALENT OF 4 AND A HALF BIG MACS FOR LUNCH!!!!!!!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:48, Reply)

go you!
that's a lot of big macs.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I just realised my maths is wrong and I'm eating more like 3 Big Macs
But don't let that get in the way of Tescos shafting me
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:53, Reply)

even so, 3 big macs is quite a mouthfull.
bastard tesco scumbags.
how very dare they!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

in the end i buggered off back to bed.
had a lovely sleep! great dreams, really vivid. in one of them Gronzo and i were sandblasting massive pieces of oak, i could even feel the grit bouncing off my arms.
i'm still yawning like billy-oh.
coffeeeeee time!
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Totally just jailbroke my iPhone and love it so far, it's like having a new phone with all this awsomeness.
Inteliskin is the coolest thing I've found so far, is there anything else out there?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:10, Reply)

Isn't there an app
where you can turn it into an ocarina, for no real reason?
( Maladicta, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:41, Reply)

my new g3s should be arriving tomorrow!
i've been investigating the apps store.
fuck me, there's an app for just about everything.
now i understand what Spazzmo meant when he described the iphone as the swiss army phone.

so what's this jailbreaking business then?

edit: isn't an ocarina some kind of whistle or something?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Trust me on this, don't down the update to the iphone software, jailbreak it first.
The latest update will kill it forever, apparently.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:02, Reply)

Jailbreaking allows for you to install things that arn't approved by apple.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:02, Reply)

thought it was something like that.
@Gonzoid: seriously?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Yup

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:16, Reply)