I have piercings that I might not want other folk to know about........apart from you lot obviously.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm pretty sure that the one guy in a remote location who's watching
won't be yelling "She's got a bolt through her fanny!" over the tannoy, whereas having to explain why the beepy wand thing keeps going off over your crotch, even though you've taken your belt off, can be a little embarassing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

If I had access to the tannoy at Heathrow
That's EXACTLY what I would shout.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I sometimes shout that out in supermarkets.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Lies
You just keep getting deliberately lost so the nice security man has to call over the tannoy for your mum to come pick you up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:07, Reply)

My point exactly.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

that's is why you keep a foil-wrapped cucumber down your pants at all times

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Foil-warped?
"They used to call me Robocock, but I had an accident with a blast furnace..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

no idea what you are talking about....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*Licks Wookiee's face*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

^This
Or wear pants with the word 'CENSORED' in metal studs on the front.

I knew I kept those pants for a reason...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)