Hair cuts are stupidly expensive.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

especially since having had long hair
I'm addicted to going to salons. The conversation about what you actually want done instead of just, "Short back and sides?", the complimentary filter coffee, the wash and head massage by a jailbait trainee, the decent haircut once you're done...

I have problems.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

You should go and give that penis back
it clearly ended up on the wrong person.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

you'll only miss it
once it's gone
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I already miss it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

tell you what
if you don't bring your bird to the next bash, I won't bring mine either.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I don't bring her very often
It's just sometimes it's hard to lose her on the way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

hahaha
she knows not to trust you. I have been to one in ages, must remember to keep checking the calendar.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Do you talk to them?
I always sit there in awkward silence.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I don't talk to the head masseuse
as I'm enjoying it too much (not in a sexual way). But the stylist yeah, I make with the funtime smalltalk chat.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I try sometimes but it just fizzles out,
I generally don't want to distract them while they have the potential to make me look stupider than usual.

You have a head masseuse? Interesting
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

My (male) friend likes haircuts
because the massage they give your head turns him on.

I apparently could also do a reasonable head massage.

ON HIS FUCKING CRANIUM NOT THE OTHER HEAD GAWD WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
(that came later)
(and again. more double entendres)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

£9 is not stupidly expensive

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

You're also not a woman.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

We have no proof that you are either.
Indeed, in light of this weeks jailing I think we should be extremely suspicious of anyone claiming to be anything on this website.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)

This is true.
Maybe I am a small emo boy.

Maybe you're not really a geordie... oh wait.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I detect sarcasm there

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

You should go and see Therapy?
with Enzyme on the 26th. He's a lovely chap.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

make sure there is no supervision though
otherwise it won't work?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)