americans are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that explains it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

DAMN RIGHT
actually this is to keep in touch with the omgdrama
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

is the drama interesting enough to share with us?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:01, Reply)

welllllll........
if you really want to know I can tell you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

yeah, go on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Mallory met Michelle on myspace, met her IRL in North Carolina, moved her here so they could be together (omglezbos)
Michelle had Brittney (bffs innit) move up too.
Mallory got back with Ex, Michelle lived with them.
Brittney becomes squatter staying with anyone until she moves in with Sami and Kara.
Michelle moves home, can't bare living with love of her life with someone else, etc.
Brittney stays hooking up with almost anyone with a vagina.
Brittney starts trouble with Mallory and her current claiming Mallory and Michelle were fucking while current was at work. Not true, etc.
Brittney is off and on relationship with Kari, Kara's sister. Brittney starts sleeping with Sami.
Sami won't talk to Kara, they just bought a house together a few months ago and now Sami is having Brittney over all the time even though she's with Kara and Britt is with Kari.

This is really just a small portion of the lesbian dramz that happen around here, I could take up half a page really.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:25, Reply)

why hasn't this been made into a reality tv show?
how do you know so many lesbians?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'm totally moving to New York
anywhere with that many lesbians has to be great.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

yeah, Nu Yoik
you can eat toikey boigers and shout "hey! I'm walkin' here!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaay
I want to go to New York. Now they have a nice president I have lifted my self imposed US embargo and now I just need the time and the money. I would like to start by visiting New York for a while. And on a subsequent trip I would like to drive a car across a significant proportion of the US.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I would like to drive a convertible down the pacific coast highway
just because.

I'd also quite like to drive across america in a convertible with some loud shirts and a large suitcase full of drugs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I'd just like
a large suitcase full of drugs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

that goes without saying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

It would be a great tv show, really
I don't know, really, it's like they're friends because they're lesbians, not because they actually like eachother.

I know probably 50, Mallory introduced me to all of them and they all fuck eachother, fuck eachother's girlfriends, break up, get back together, etc.
I feel really bad for Kara, she's the sweetest most caring person out of all of them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:33, Reply)

that is pretty weird
in fact, thinking about it, all the lesbians I knew at uni, with one exception, knew each other because they were lesbians and because they were jewish...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:36, Reply)

it's like "hey, you've got brown hair...I'VE GOT BROWN HAIR! BFF!!"
what. ever.

I don't talk to any of them often, but thanks to Myspace I can read alllllll about it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

excellent
I reckon you should start filming them, turn into an internet-based reality tv show, gather a huge following and then profit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Grand idea but I can't be around all of them at the same time
maybe I'll just start filming the parties
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:44, Reply)

that'll be a good start
then once you are earning enough to make a living from it you can go full time. or employ a camera crew.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Only if they're wearing small pyjamas.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

pfft last party I went to they all got in their boxers, cowboy boots and sports bras and waded through the river

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

lesbians wear boxers?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:52, Reply)

erm.....I suppose I can keep the fantasy going for you.....
no, they wear tiny floss like panties
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)