I'm really bored
so I'm having a kit-kat and a can of coke.

what are you doing RIGHT NOW!?!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:14, 105 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Listening to poor dead Al Martino RIP
And eating a Drumstick lollipop.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Eating Pringles and watching the Gilmore Girls
Erm, I mean reading for my dissertation. Yes, that one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Gilmore Girls!
Which episode??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

The one where Lorellai gets sent an ice-cream maker
Hmm, I feel dirty...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Awww
Really early episode.
I miss them gals.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

E4 seem to have messed up though
There's a strange black line across the screen that isn't there on other channels. Hmm.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I think that's on your eyes
God thinks you've seen too much of the goings on in Stars Hollow and is rationing your viewing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I loved that show
But was secretly worried that that made me a girl.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Your sig is doing nothing to dissuade us.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'm sure I don't know what you mean

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

My uncle was the one who got me into it
He yaps on about his favourite episodes and then goes
"Oh God, I just went all gay there didn't I?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I like the snarky dialogue
And Kurt.
And Lorelei in a tight-fitting top.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

When Kurt the cat proper murdered him!
I heart that programme so much.
And the 80s English pop moosic. The Mighty Lemon Drops ftw.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Writing a strongly worded letter to Buckinghamshire Social Services.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

sprinkle it with use of capitals and italics
they are sure to take more notice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I might sprinkle it with 'invisible ink'.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)

touching myself and typing one handed
while thinking about Clendrix
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Typing while thinking about Clendrix?
That's filthy that is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I have no idea why this makes me think of Tippex.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Because Clendrix is nearly always covered in little blobs of white.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

are you saying she makes a lot of mistakes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I'm not sure
but I've heard she keeps going and going for as long as it takes.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

commitment and tenacity are worthwhile traits
she should be commended
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I cannot deny I have stamina.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)

And a handy supply of correction fluid.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Correction.
Oh yes.
( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

you love a bit of correction
especially when you've been very, very bad.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I like correcting too.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Is that why you have such a big red pen?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Playing with it is the highlighter of my day.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I was a bit concerned that you had got a wasp caught in the lid or something
as when I moved it the other day it started buzzing quite loudly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I jiggled it about a bit, and then it stopped.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Yeah, I heard you shaking it
it must have been really stuck as you were doing it for ages, and you seemed to get quite cross at one point, swearing at it and all sorts. Then it stopped and you sounded quite calm again, though I have to say, you looked a little flushed.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:03, Reply)

You study me too much.
*afears*
( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I've got to do something to pass the time
sitting in your wardrobe would be really boring otherwise.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Do you want a sandwich or anything?

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah, if it's not too much trouble.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:10, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

You are well known for it throughout the greater london area.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Wot, like Barnit?

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Near wher Gonz lives that innit?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Yep, all the best slags live there.
Amy, Ronnie, Gonz, and some other weirdo whose name escapes me...
( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Fucking Ronnie, what a cunt
I drove past Amy house the other week. Or at least, the house everyone thinks she's buying.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Haaaaaaahahahahaha
I'd forgotten how much you hate Ronnie.
( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:01, Reply)

listening to Ellie Goulding and updating my OmGmYsPaCe

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I didn't think anyone not in a band was still on myspace

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:45, Reply)

americans are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

that explains it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:52, Reply)

DAMN RIGHT
actually this is to keep in touch with the omgdrama
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

is the drama interesting enough to share with us?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:01, Reply)

welllllll........
if you really want to know I can tell you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

yeah, go on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Mallory met Michelle on myspace, met her IRL in North Carolina, moved her here so they could be together (omglezbos)
Michelle had Brittney (bffs innit) move up too.
Mallory got back with Ex, Michelle lived with them.
Brittney becomes squatter staying with anyone until she moves in with Sami and Kara.
Michelle moves home, can't bare living with love of her life with someone else, etc.
Brittney stays hooking up with almost anyone with a vagina.
Brittney starts trouble with Mallory and her current claiming Mallory and Michelle were fucking while current was at work. Not true, etc.
Brittney is off and on relationship with Kari, Kara's sister. Brittney starts sleeping with Sami.
Sami won't talk to Kara, they just bought a house together a few months ago and now Sami is having Brittney over all the time even though she's with Kara and Britt is with Kari.

This is really just a small portion of the lesbian dramz that happen around here, I could take up half a page really.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:25, Reply)

why hasn't this been made into a reality tv show?
how do you know so many lesbians?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'm totally moving to New York
anywhere with that many lesbians has to be great.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

yeah, Nu Yoik
you can eat toikey boigers and shout "hey! I'm walkin' here!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaay
I want to go to New York. Now they have a nice president I have lifted my self imposed US embargo and now I just need the time and the money. I would like to start by visiting New York for a while. And on a subsequent trip I would like to drive a car across a significant proportion of the US.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I would like to drive a convertible down the pacific coast highway
just because.

I'd also quite like to drive across america in a convertible with some loud shirts and a large suitcase full of drugs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I'd just like
a large suitcase full of drugs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

that goes without saying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

It would be a great tv show, really
I don't know, really, it's like they're friends because they're lesbians, not because they actually like eachother.

I know probably 50, Mallory introduced me to all of them and they all fuck eachother, fuck eachother's girlfriends, break up, get back together, etc.
I feel really bad for Kara, she's the sweetest most caring person out of all of them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:33, Reply)

that is pretty weird
in fact, thinking about it, all the lesbians I knew at uni, with one exception, knew each other because they were lesbians and because they were jewish...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:36, Reply)

it's like "hey, you've got brown hair...I'VE GOT BROWN HAIR! BFF!!"
what. ever.

I don't talk to any of them often, but thanks to Myspace I can read alllllll about it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)

excellent
I reckon you should start filming them, turn into an internet-based reality tv show, gather a huge following and then profit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Grand idea but I can't be around all of them at the same time
maybe I'll just start filming the parties
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:44, Reply)

that'll be a good start
then once you are earning enough to make a living from it you can go full time. or employ a camera crew.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Only if they're wearing small pyjamas.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

pfft last party I went to they all got in their boxers, cowboy boots and sports bras and waded through the river

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

lesbians wear boxers?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:52, Reply)

erm.....I suppose I can keep the fantasy going for you.....
no, they wear tiny floss like panties
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Daydreaming.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)

biting the inside of my mouth
and doing boooooo-ring things on Inprotech. Blurghhh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

why are you biting the inside of your mouth?
if you, or anyone, is bored btw, feel free to find me a jagermeister belt buckle that isn't the one on ebay.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Sometimes I find myself doing it, it can't be helped.
Hmmm... I will check my sources and get back to you! Have you tried truffleshuffle.co.uk... sometimes they have funky belt buckles!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:45, Reply)

nice suggestion
but no luck unfortunately.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Gar!
I think they have a wicked Batman one! Hehe

Hmmm... the search continues!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

What's that, did you say you wanted a lighter or a crappy t-shirt??
www.emp-online.co.uk/bin/shop.php?prog=search&Sucheintrag=J%E4germeister&nurint=1

Oh you didn't... balls.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

He would look fucking FIT AS
in one of those tankinis.

It's not really a tankini though is it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

shudder
I've lost weight and all, but I think that's going too far.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:59, Reply)

It's never too far.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:01, Reply)

you'd like to see a big hairy bastard like me in one of those?
you're even more of a deviant than I thought.

although I am officially no longer overweight according to my BMI. Hello laydeez.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Hehe
*worried*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

DiT already has one of them
he likes to put it on when you're down at the shops getting his tea.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Haha
Oh how little you really know my friend.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I know you don't really go to the shops to get his tea
You make him do all the housework. He was complaining about that last time I saw him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Nope
I just sit around eating pringles kicking him when he forgets to do something. He likes it like that though - tough love!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Taking a wizz
Or I was when I read this.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Half reading this,
and half trying to convince Catface to write "My main skill is that I am competently awesome" on his job application.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)

you're trying to get him to lie on his application?
for shame....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

It's not lying.
It's stretching the definition of "competent" and "awesome".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

the truth...
from a certain point of view
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Sucking my thumb.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)

this is too easy for a strikethrough

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I wondered if you'd try.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I have a certain amount of self respect.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Zero is a certain amount I suppose....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Certainly.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

avoiding work
by eating barbecue super noodles and a large baguette
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Telling a journalist to fuck off
No, you can't have an interview Mr Journo-Vulture-Cunt!
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

What do you do when you're not on B3ta?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:37, Reply)

No comment
No Comment

science stuff
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:58, Reply)

writing product copy for a retail website
Well, you did ask.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Reading about bankruptcy law
and applying for the forms to file. :(
(bill, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:47, Reply)

shit man
This may well be me in the next year. Sorry to hear it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:49, Reply)

It's not too bad actually
They've already foreclosed on the flat so I've got no assets to speak of so it's pretty much just a formality now.
(bill, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)