Just this morning I discovered
that if I shape my hands in the right way underneath the hand dryer in the gents', I can cause the air to lift my hair up in two flappy bits, making me look like some sort of deformed poodle riding in an open-top car.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is the flappy hair club an offshoot from the flappy coat club?

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:57, Reply)

What flappy coat club is this of which you speak?
I own no such flappy coat, but my hair can be quite the flappy entity.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:58, Reply)

If you have a long leather flappy coat you can join.
CHCB, Cawl and Davros are members so far.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Ah, I see.
Not a member yourself then?

Perhaps I should instigate a flappy hair club, if it hasn't been done already...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I have flappy hair
can I join your club please?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Absolutely
Welcome to the Flappy Hair Club
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Huzah!
*flaps*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I can join this club
My hair is pretty epic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Is it also flappy?
If not you might have to make an Epic Hair Club.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

In recent months
I have been likened to

a) Lemmy (this is frankly ridiculous)
b) One of the three musketeers
c) Charles 1st

last year I was compared with Charles Manson. Which was nice.


Epic and flappy, but veering to the epic end of the spectrum I think...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

He did write some rather nice songs
You know, before the whole ritualistic murder thing.

That, and a likeness to Charles I, must surely qualify you for the Flappy Hair Club.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

flappy enough?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Why, those hairs are magnificent!
_{(I presume that's you on the left?)}
Yes, and I can see the likeness to Charles I. Welcome, good sir, to the Club of Flappy Hair!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Why thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

we'll need to schedule
an annual dinner & dance, special handshake, that sort of thing...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

For some reason
even though I have no idea what you look like, I wasn't expecting you to look like that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

what had you in mind?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

As I said, nothing in particular
I was just surprised when I saw that picture.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

well in my head
you are Biffa Bacon....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

That's not a bad likeness actually

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Were you expecting
a monocle?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)

That's pretty much how all the blokes on here look

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I invented this shit, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

get a haircut hippy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

NO WAY, DUDE
The man can't bust our music, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

*gasg* baybeeeeeee
loooook at her eyes! she's so pretty
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Thank you
I'm bound to agree, of course...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

She does look very cute

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

You are most kind
The needle is now flipping dangerously close to Vipros levels of smuggitude now....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Charles 1st,
the thought of Big Cha leaning over a tabletop, his dandy locks, almost disastously brushing into several lines of gak, has put a stupid grin all over my stupid face.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

In your mind
you are seeing me, at 4 o'clock this morning...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)

oh dear
4am, on a school night.....will you ever learn? i ended up having a joint of cheese at about 8pm and was still whirring away at 03:30...no gak and no dandy haircut mindye.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I am struggling now, I have to say
but I am being fed spicy roast belly pork with pumpkin mash by a 'fit burd' after work so I have something to look forward to, at least...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)