Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:11, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ayup!
I'm having a little bit of home for lunch - a cold chicken sandwich with branston pickle and a cup of Yorkshire tea! Yum!
Then I have 4 meetings this afternoon so I'm abit excited about possibly making my first sale!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:13, Reply)

is it still morning in CA?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Yeah, 11.20
We're 8 hours behind the UK.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:17, Reply)

I was yet to have lunch at 11.20 uk time
today flew past
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Evening workboresme
Glad you're not living up to your username today.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:22, Reply)

I can't let it bore me
as I'm working on commission - no work = no money. Besides, it's fun talking to people all day.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:29, Reply)

sales job?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Yeah
I'm working from home for a company based in Indiana - we do web design, optimization and SEO services.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:35, Reply)

does that mean no dress code ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Put it this way,
I worked an hour and a half in my Betty Boop pj's!
Saying that, the last place I worked was no dress code - jeans and t-shirts were fine.
I have had to go out and buy business clothes for when I'm visiting potential clients, though!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I can work in my jeans
But I want to go all Arthur Dent and work in my dressing gown
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I can play a practical joke on my no-dress-code office
I'll be the first in, wear my tuxedo, and tell everyone "Haven't you heard about the new dress-code"?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Nice one
Suck on that scaramanga
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Hiya!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Hey Kristine
How's it hanging?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:36, Reply)

a little to the left

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:46, Reply)

So that's what it is.
You nearly knocked me over there.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:53, Reply)

How else am I supposed to get in you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Use a scalpel
and an atlas.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

I'm not into that kind of fun
*winks*
*waggles brows*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

You know what sort of fun you're into
Figure out your own way in.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:46, Reply)

What I'm really trying to get at...is...your arse

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:48, Reply)

* clenches buttocks *
* tightens belt *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 21:01, Reply)

started out hustlin', ended up ballin'
*does the bout-ta-git-sum dance*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 21:10, Reply)

The say that the quickest way to a mans heart if through is stomach
I've always found that straight through the ribcage works best. Through the stomach always tends to be a messy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Or alternatively just carve your way around the ribs.
The path will be slightly longer but you won't spend ages sawing through the bones.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Well, I'm doing what I enjoy on a weeknight
Brand new Football Manager 10 - check
Listening to Pavement - Check
Drinking Tea - Check
Eating a Kit-kat - Check
Masturbating into Maddies decrepit corpse - Check
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Greetings TDW
If you're doing that, next time, make sure you've not doing it while renaming your username.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:13, Reply)

You gotta get with the times innit?
Gonna get ready with my super-soaker filled with urine and feces to spray the little bastards who have the audacity to enter my property..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Oh the Necropedophillia
what will this guy think of next!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:15, Reply)

What can I say, I'm a trail-blazer

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Evening Fluffers!
A "super-soaker filled with urine and feces" you say? need to get one of those before Halloween...

btw it's "faeces" not "feces" unless you is a merkin in which case you don't count. or Gonzoid cos he gets speshul dispensayshun on account of being dyslexic. and fortherecord that ain't me taking t'piss out of Gonz cos i fink he's a bit cool. but don't tell him that.

so how are we all this eveevevevevevening?
i'm knackereded.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Evening B69
Am multitasking between WWW MSN and NOMNOMNOM!

* prepares to fill my supersoaker with blood *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:38, Reply)

i'm multitasking too...
it's too much for me at this late hour, i left for work at 7.30 this morning and got home at about half eight? or something. i'm buggered, it was a long and messy (and VERY financialy beneficial!) day.
i'm off to bed...
soon...
how's tricks?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Fine thanks
MSN is winning the battle for multitasking tonight. But tomorrow, WWW will be back with sharper teeth.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:34, Reply)