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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Hey Kristine
How's it hanging?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:36,
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16 years ago)
a little to the left
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:46,
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So that's what it is.
You nearly knocked me over there.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 19:53,
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How else am I supposed to get in you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:00,
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Use a scalpel
and an atlas.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:07,
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I'm not into that kind of fun
*winks*
*waggles brows*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:30,
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You know what sort of fun you're into
Figure out your own way in.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:46,
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What I'm really trying to get at...is...your arse
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 20:48,
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* clenches buttocks *
* tightens belt *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 21:01,
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started out hustlin', ended up ballin'
*does the bout-ta-git-sum dance*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 21:10,
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The say that the quickest way to a mans heart if through is stomach
I've always found that straight through the ribcage works best. Through the stomach always tends to be a messy.
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 21:53,
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Or alternatively just carve your way around the ribs.
The path will be slightly longer but you won't spend ages sawing through the bones.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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