Hello cunts
I've just applied for seven jobs. Get me. *dances* Hopefully none of those involve vomit though...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:32, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fingers crossed pet!
(But not legs...)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Hey ma you outrageous norrvener you
How's tricks? I had a dream about a darlek last night 0_o
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Bless your heart!
Are you ok? Would you like to talk about it?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

It was ok it was a very short dream
I think it was because I came across the pic of Beekers next to Pa's darlek yesterday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:43, Reply)

*snigger*
'fingers'
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Seven?
Blimey! Good luck! *crosses toes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Evening Badger
Will any involve other bodily fluids?

* radiates good vibes to TGB *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Everything but precum.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Where's PJM?
PRECUMS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:42, Reply)

In therapy
Thanks to you lot.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:49, Reply)

HOORAY
we've succeeded :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)

ARHGHG
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Because you're worth it.
*flicks*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)

What you flicking
BALDY MAN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:47, Reply)

My hair.
At you. In your face.

MY FACE IS COLD. COLD.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I'll
get you one of these for xmas then
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Ha, given the current reaction to my baldness the beard will be back next week...
THAT is made of win, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Mongcapades

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:51, Reply)

You've just reminded me I need to wax my 'tache

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I don't believe it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Oh yeah man
I like totally have Brezhnev's monobrow on my top lip.
*jealouses of DiT's smooth bald face*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:01, Reply)

"Brezhnev's monobrow"
Hahahahahahahaha!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:19, Reply)

:o)
How's the therapy going pet?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:29, Reply)

You haven't lived until you've been paid to clean up animal waste!
Best of luck with the jobs though love
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:41, Reply)

BARF diet = solid white dog shit :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Personally I think the BARF diet's a load of shit
but then I've not had good experiences with animals who've been on it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Done properly it's brilliant
Mildew is full of energy, has immaculately clean teeth (from chewing the bones) and a shiny coat. I don't suppose it would suit all furries though.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Ahh, but no one that starts it round my way does it properly though
they do it in bits and pieces and sometimes end up almost killing the dog.

How are you tonight my lovely?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:53, Reply)

My dog
has just let me know she wants to go out, so smoke and bed for me! Catch you later :)

OH DEAR GOD SHE'S FARTED ON ME! It rivals Tourette's it really does *chokes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Apart from having FACIAL STUBBLE I'm fine thanks honey!
I did tons of research on BARF and got hold of a book by the Australian vet who introduced the concept. It never ceases to amaze me how clueless most people are about their pets - there was a daft bint in front of me at Asda last Easter buying multiple chocolate eggs for her dog FFS :-S
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:09, Reply)

That sounds all of the sexyback m'love!
Christ I wish you were one of my clients. Well despite being Northern and all that ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Hee hee :)
Can't help me roots bonny lass, but I'll be your bitch any time lol
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 23:30, Reply)

fanks :)
I take it you are loving your bodily fluid soaked job?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Yup, very much so :)
The bodily fluids mean I'm 99% guaranteed to get a seat on the way home as no one wants to stand near me :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 22:52, Reply)