I'm
listening to Coldplay. Quite nice songs really, I think I like them, I think they are my new favourite group. The yellow one is nice. And one called Clocks. Nice piano. I don't think many people can play that nicely.

Does any one know what poo tastes like? Other than the smell, whats it really like? Just wondering. I'm going to go for "not very nice".
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:01, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love Coldplay's first album and I'm not ashamed to say so.
I think there's two women who would know what poo tastes like but I don't know how you would get hold of them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply)

do you
want a punch in the face?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Coldplay started when Chris Martin had a bet with Dido
to see who could squeeze more *deep breath* sickly sweet, cheesey, clichéd, lamenting, bullshitty, whiney, so sweet it'll melt your testicles, poofy-soft warbling - onto one record.

What started off a jokey bet has turned into multi-platinum selling money money moneys...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I think
you'll find that "Politik" from the album "A rush of blood to the head" was a little too New Wave for my tastes. But then X&Y came out in 2006 and I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

The whole album has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that gives the songs a big boost. In 2008 They released Viva La Vida, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Violet Hill," a song so catchy that most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's a personal statement about the band itself.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Patrick?
There's a Mr. Kimble to see you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Great trolling, here.
*Vein throbs*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

if it
makes you feel better,I've moved on to Enya now. Goddamn shes good.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

BUT SHE LIQUIDISED A WOMBLE!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

She WHAT?!?
Oh wait, I get it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I'm actually feeling GREAT now
Thinking about punching all those people in the face has really cheered me up.

Oh no, the blackness has returned - I've just thought of Michael McIntyre....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Do you know
what annoys me as well? Jade Goody's corpse. Just lying there, doing FUCK ALL except rotting. Fucking pisses me off.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

YEAH
the smelly, thick, rotten bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)

probably sucking a worms cock
or having a maggot kebab, the fucking cancer prancer.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Great term 'cancer prancer'
*adds to personal dictionary of hatred*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:38, Reply)

We could
dig her up, use some of the old queen mothers animatronics, and get her going again. Then see if she gets cancer again. That would be a right laugh.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:48, Reply)

We could dig her up
and just prop her corpse on the sofa in the "Big Brutha Hoose". Watching her decompose would probably be more intriguing than watching the other non-entities they lock up in there in the name of "entertainment."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Chapman Baxter

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:59, Reply)

JUSTICE!

( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:26, Reply)

nnnnjjjuuuustissss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Much like she did in life, really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Poo? Anyone?
poo taste? Anyone? For fucks sake
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:03, Reply)

If only Gillian McKeith were here...
_{There's something I never thought I'd say...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

it tastes like shit
*hilarieux*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

You want to know what shit tastes like?
Lick Coldplay.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Poo is not the most pleasant thing I have ever tasted TBH.
It doesn't actually taste of much. It actually smells much worse than it tastes. It's a bit kinda sour with a hint of rot about it.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:23, Reply)