what about me, eh?
Scared I'd punch you in the face?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You know my feelings about you go beyond dinner and a knee trembler.
And a punch in the face.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

*lowers fists*
Smooth talking, dollface - you just booked yourself a ticket outta Facepunch City.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:22, Reply)

S'alright Monty - she's shunned me too.
And she knows I used to love ladies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Oooo! I forgot about you.
Another seat for the lady, garcon!
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Forgotten! *weeps*
But if dinner and booze is on you, I'll let byegones be byegones.
Buy me wine. It makes me very friendly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:17, Reply)

You're a wine tart too?
I can't be trusted after half a bottle of red : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:20, Reply)

*pops to Oddbins*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Oh yes
When I was having a smear she couldn't get the thingy in, so I said "Gimme some Pinot Grigio and put the Kings of Leon on. You'll have no trouble."

Red wine just makes me sleepy. White wine makes me 'rum'.

I definitely posted too much personal info on the internet there...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

*pops into HMV after Oddbins*
EDIT: btw I think BGB's just called you a 'lady garcon'....a bit rude, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Don't forget the chemist.
Also ninja edit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Chemist
For a speculum?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Erm.....if you like.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

No.
I get it now!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I think it's a lovely term

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)