Shouty
This just happened. I'm working at home, ok, jobhunting and reading b3ta when I saw a large empty bottle of sprite come hurtling over the garden fence. I jumped upstairs and into the back room and spotted some oik walking down the passage next to my house. I opened the window and shouted in a(surprisingly) very serious voice and sounded actually pissed off "Oi you little shit do you just throw that in to my garden??".

Kid stops, turns round, he's obviously a little downs kid.

Now slightly confused and caught off guard, fuck it I think, he still knows better.

"I know where you live" I yell, only occurring afterwards that that might sound a bit out of order, so I added "and I'll have a word with your parents" less convincingly.

His shoulders drooped about a foot, and started crying.

How bad do I feel?

Well not that bad, he shouldnt have done it. Little fucker. Still, no doubt he has a massive fucking dad who will be round to batter me later. Ho hum
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:55, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't feel bad
Why should you, just because he has the misfortune of an extra chromosone and the mental ability of an orangatang, doesn't give him the right to be chucking his rubbish wherever the fancy takes him.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

should have
punched him in the face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

That's like attacking a bee's nest without being a honey badger.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Serves him right for being a spacker.

(TheColonel, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

this = Internet sympathy

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:19, Reply)

you should've thrown the bottle back at him
he probably would've thrown it back
then you could've had a game like "try to confuse the down's kid"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

You sir, are worse than Hitler.
Nah, who gives a monkeys. If his dad comes round to have a go, push your bottom lip out with your tongue (classic belm) and try to touch his face while saying "freeeiiiind"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)

BEST THREAD EVER

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:21, Reply)