I shouldn't be shocked
but how rapid people are about mundane things has surprised me somewhat. Particularly things that are easily avoided.

I know I have a bit of a rant about things (Bono) fair frequently, but I mostly I just don't listen to U2
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Agreed, especially when they HATE tv shows or certain celebrities
here's an idea; turn the fucking tv off, stop reading tabloid newspapers and go for a walk/read a book/do something constructive.

But then i'm a massive idiot for reading their drivel in the first place.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I hate a lot of things
and I have concluded that this is what makes me generally such a happy and positive person.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You jest...
but I think you are right there. I hate lots of things but i'm quite happy. When you know what you hate you can avoid those things. People go to shopping malls and go on package holidays and put too much time/money into Christmas and end up miserable without thinking about why they are miserable.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:05, Reply)

to the outsider it would appear that I am regularly spitting bile
because of how much I hate a lot of things, but in my head I know that while they are annoying and stupid they don't actually affect me. The outpouring of hatred does keep me calm and happy though.

sounds weird and wrong I expect. It's hard to explain properly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Makes perfect sense
how do you fancy taking over the world with me? I have an ancient air-rifle and the most recent copy of Viz, if you can bring some Jaffa cakes we should be in power by next week.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

there's jaffa cakes in the office kitchen!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Right, time for a bloodless coup
just smotherings...bagsy I get to do in Mandleson
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)

go for it
although I can't promise anything on the bloodless front.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

you copied that idea
from 'Why Don't You', didn't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Ha Ha! That's a good indicator or your age!
anyone under 30 is likely to have no idea what you are talking about there.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I'm under 30
and I know what it is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Oh
Well i'll just shut the fuck up then
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

People who complain
that children's television is rubbish now but used to be brilliant have clearly forgotten about that show. Christ it was shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

you know what else was shit?
blue peter. never liked it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

it was fucking terrible
It was no Crackerjack, for sure
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

The one with the big forehead from Ant&Dec was in it
they showed a clip (on some shitty before they were famous thing) of him making a tasty treat which involved that squirty cream and a digestive biscuit.

Ewww, soggy biscuit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)

damn right
I'm not that far from 30 though, so you aren't far off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, Reply)

im 37 next month
why dont you was shit, but it had that hand rolled feel about and you were left thinking that you could have done better. Highlights for me included the wonderfully schizophrenic friendly, Wurzel Gummidge, the non-PC and social services alerting, Stig of the Dump but my highlight had to be Play School. Briant Caaaaant is a genius

I was also a huge fan Glen Michael's Cavalcade the closest thing there was to Nickelodeon...viewers in england may not have a fucking scooby what i am talking about though
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Oddly enough
With the things in my small rant, that is exactly what I try to do. Apart from when it's shoved in my face. Then I punch it.
(stimpy, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)