Hello all, my names @ and im a lurkerholic!
(Masterb3ta, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Wow, a reply from a genuine lurker. I didn't expect that.
Hello @. I see from your profile you once shat into a condom and threw it at a mate. Good job, your purile humour gland works perfectly.
Also, for being the first lurker to shrug off their invisibilty cloak you can sit anywhere you want. Go on, we don't bite.
Keep it up, more posts please. We know where you live now.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Well I do aim to surprise
...just not usually in a good way.
I think I'll sit here, near the bar.
(Masterb3ta, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 21:18, Reply)