Well, act like a 16 year old boy
wank as often as the opportunity arises, round at a friends house? Nip to the bathroom for a cheeky wank. Talking to your parents when a slightly rude thing appears on the telly? Nip to the bathroom for a cheeky wank. Having dinner in a posh restaurant with an important client? Nip to the bathroom for a cheeky wank.

Easy.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm serious.
Just remember this post when your girlfriend turns 40 and batten down the hatches.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

batten down the thatches more like it

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)

She'll be my wife by then.
and I will be a very happy man.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

You'll be a 40 year old man with a 40 year old man's libido.
You'll be beating her off with a stick.

Edit - Unless you mean you will be happy because she will be your wife, in which case.....Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)