Since everyone thinks I'm sex mad I might as well admit that since hitting 40 my libido has hit the roof.
I now have an idea what it feels like to be a 16 year old boy.

I hate it. I don't want to have lots of meaningless one night stands that will make me hate myself in the morning.

Bring on the menopause please!
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:21, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, act like a 16 year old boy
wank as often as the opportunity arises, round at a friends house? Nip to the bathroom for a cheeky wank. Talking to your parents when a slightly rude thing appears on the telly? Nip to the bathroom for a cheeky wank. Having dinner in a posh restaurant with an important client? Nip to the bathroom for a cheeky wank.

Easy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I'm serious.
Just remember this post when your girlfriend turns 40 and batten down the hatches.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

batten down the thatches more like it

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)

She'll be my wife by then.
and I will be a very happy man.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

You'll be a 40 year old man with a 40 year old man's libido.
You'll be beating her off with a stick.

Edit - Unless you mean you will be happy because she will be your wife, in which case.....Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)

why would you hate yourself in the morning?
I don't understand this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)

You will do eventually.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Doubt it.
what's the point in hating yourself for doing something you wanted to do?

It's pointless.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That's the whole point.
I don't want to do it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

HOW RIDICULOUS
not wanting to have meaningless sex and then doing it anyway then hating yourself
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I haven't done it.
I'm talking about the prospect of it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)

What you need to remember if you want to act like a 16 yr old boy, is that for many (if not most) 16 year old boys,
the experience is pretty much theoretical. There are not a lot of one night stands going on at 16(or I'm way behind the times and they are all having wild orgies every night).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Have an affair with a younger man
in my experience they love to be led astray by older women...and they can keep up too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm not having much luck attracting men at the moment.
When I didn't want sex I couldn't get rid of them and now I do, they don't want to know.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Hmmm...
that's not good.
Have you got any loose friends that you could go out with? Although that does bring you back to the problem of meaningless one night stands.
Alternatively find a younger man who wants to be a fuckbuddy - this works better if they're drop dead gorgeous - gyms and climbing walls are good for this.

And there's always b3ta.....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Did I mention I was fussy?
B3ta men are only good for one thing.............laughs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:58, Reply)

That's where we differ -
I'm not fussy ;)




I'm going to pay for that one aren't I?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Hahaha!
You know you got one of the best ones on here : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:02, Reply)