Hullo Spakka.
I was accused of being your meat puppet the other day. I took it as a compliment but I'm not sure how you'd take it.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543328
By the way, this is my first time on a HSH thread. What's the etiquette? Have I got to offer imaginary biscuits or anything?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 19:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Biscuits are provided
Just stick around, this is the last bastion of warmth and niceness.

Hows your day been, Mr Thunderwolf?
(stimpy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Pretty good thanks.
I've had the whole day off, and I've done nothing. The right kind of nothing, not the wasted day kind of nothing. Had a walk, ate some crisps, watched a movie, washed the dishes.
Yourself?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Greetings theophilous thunder(were)wolf
Welcome to HSH. Here, we talk random bollocks and whatever's on our minds (but not necessarily in that order), and unlike most other threads, we're not bounded by things such as topic. These threads are best described as a Bohemian Concept-Soup.

As it's your first time, we'll all offer you the biscuits. You can have a nibble at the "Home Sweet Home" sign if you want.

As you being accused of being my meatpuppet, I have a reputation on here for being positive in a nice and silly way, so maybe that might have been what set it off.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Wow, this really *is* home.
As talking about what's on my mind generally involves random bollocks anyway.
And this place could do with some nice silly positivity. It seems like childish jeering is in vogue right now.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:10, Reply)

By "this place" I mean B3TA in general.
It seems pretty civil right here.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:14, Reply)

nice silly positivity
You've come to the right place. Stay around and see the full range of bollocks, scrotums and foreskins on offer.

* offers another biscuit *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Oh dear, you're putting me off now.
Seriously does anyone think genitals (of either kind) are attractive? They look like cast-offs from a 50s alien B-movie set to me.
And no more biscuits for me. I'm feeling a bit yip sick to be honest.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:03, Reply)

* considers auditioning genitals for cast of Plan 9 from Outer Space*

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 21:42, Reply)