damn you're a fine woman
if i ever need my legs breaking. your my sort of girl.

*puppy eyes* - so does this mean i can stay?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Dont push it treacle

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:49, Reply)

*abandons laptop in middle of livingroom*
/bed
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:51, Reply)

Great galloping gonads,
Spimf's eyes are now looking distinctly like the very eyes of Puss In Boots from Shrek!

*line break*

Quick, everyone, forgive him! His heart really is in the right place! (Located in the upper sternal cavity.)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:55, Reply)

*dabs eyes*
god you're decent people

*sunggles into ample comforting bosom*

*full on wood*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:00, Reply)

Snuggle away bonny lad,
*profers bosom*

as long as you INSERT an apostrophe in your and add an 'e' to the END ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:08, Reply)

*mutters*
*edits*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:15, Reply)

*pre-spluffs*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:17, Reply)

calm down petal
at this rate your husband will batter me next friday






but then i am a master of disgu...

oh
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:24, Reply)

Who said that?
Where did he go?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:29, Reply)