a very public apology
Ah busted it is then.

A short lived experiment and very childish behaviour I fully admit. My most sincere apologies to anyone I may have offended but my most sincere grovelling has to go to bex – a shocking abuse of her trust and good nature. I am as she says a twat.

People running around going ‘your mum’ and calling everyone a cunt is hardly a shocker here. But of course if I’m wrong and anyone is genuinely offended by a thoroughly obnoxious persona intent on being a complete prick then again I do apologise.

It was fun for a while. I did make it clear from the offset I was a regular intent on mischief (I’m not the first or the last). I put enough of my usual witterings in there to make it blisteringly obvious and bex to her credit spotted that pretty quickly. I have to bow to the fact bex had the instinct it was me so it’s only fair she outs me proper.

I’ve posted on here as myself for nearly five years I think by now it’s pretty clear I’m probably only a level 4 cunt (assuming talk is at least 9).

If bex is not happy to accept my full apology then I will take my sorry self and go away for good. (I can hardly sign up and post as someone else I’m clearly rubbish at it) I have to concede I’d miss the place but if asked to leave I will.

If I grovel any further I’ll be part cunt, part rug. but i am very sorry indeed.

Oh and al – I’m not pretentious. I’m pretentious & condescending.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:31, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had my suspicions Spimfy boy...
But me and the missus will still buy you and your good lady dinner next week if you're up for it.

It was the use of the word pish that did it, mind...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:42, Reply)

ah busted by my own pish. how very forensic
thats very kind indeed. im in london (probably under a blanket) next thurs but will be back friday. i'll keep you and the missus posted.

cheers old boy
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:48, Reply)

What time Friday?
We arrive Thursday lunchtime (ish) and leave Friday at 9pm.

Failing that there's December.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:51, Reply)

i'll gaz you my new number
if things run on late on thursday i might have to stay darn sarf
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:57, Reply)

I think
You're just a silly sod.

Do you have another one that happens to be a girl? I was curious about someone...
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, Reply)

no
ive never done this crap before this week - i made one post a year ago but as i say it kind of all went a bit turbo

people know my style on here so i can really get away with the whole meat puppet thing

i do feel bad for duping people
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, Reply)

Well
I didnt think anyone could genuinely be that much of twat anyway so I guessed it was a joke.

And you did point out on your profile that you were someone else rather well known.. I just hope you enjoyed your little burst of fun :)
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:33, Reply)

well i did for a while
i really liked your comment

'you dont sound very nice'

but - well i ruined it for myself

very good of you to be so damn british about it all though
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Well you didnt
However, I knew it was a joke. I just wanted you to make friends thats all. You should have been crafty and worked your way in then been a bastard. THAT would have been horrible and something to be ashamed of.

You just amused yourself for a few days. Cant see any harm done.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:46, Reply)

FFS, I should be studying still or sleeping...ahh sleep...I miss sleep
Spimf, I don't own b3ta, I don't own the internet although I did PWN you good and proper.

Stop grovelling and MTFU. It's the internet FFS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:40, Reply)

damn you're a fine woman
if i ever need my legs breaking. your my sort of girl.

*puppy eyes* - so does this mean i can stay?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:44, Reply)

Dont push it treacle

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:49, Reply)

*abandons laptop in middle of livingroom*
/bed
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:51, Reply)

Great galloping gonads,
Spimf's eyes are now looking distinctly like the very eyes of Puss In Boots from Shrek!

*line break*

Quick, everyone, forgive him! His heart really is in the right place! (Located in the upper sternal cavity.)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:55, Reply)

*dabs eyes*
god you're decent people

*sunggles into ample comforting bosom*

*full on wood*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:00, Reply)

Snuggle away bonny lad,
*profers bosom*

as long as you INSERT an apostrophe in your and add an 'e' to the END ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:08, Reply)

*mutters*
*edits*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:15, Reply)

*pre-spluffs*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:17, Reply)

calm down petal
at this rate your husband will batter me next friday






but then i am a master of disgu...

oh
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:24, Reply)

Who said that?
Where did he go?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:29, Reply)

I would also like to say
That on 'flidmong's' post you were basically arguing with yourself for quite some time. Which I find nothing short hilarious.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:58, Reply)

bloody tiring too the other pooter was upstairs
only excercise ive had all week
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:01, Reply)

haha
That would explain the 2 mins or so gap between each post. You should have just signed in and out and saved your knees!
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:03, Reply)

aha!
you seem to know more than i

*narrows eyes*

are you spanky?

hmm?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:08, Reply)

Am I
........? hmm.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:13, Reply)

no.

(i should have joined myspace, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:14, Reply)

right im off to bed before i get into any more bother
i do love you guys

*poofs a bit*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 1:37, Reply)

I've gotta be honest.
Now I know it was only someone nice pretending to be nasty I kind of miss Flidmong. He made me grin. I like grinning.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:16, Reply)