Why hee-llo there !
What a pleasure it is to see you all, I do hope you are more than well, in fact, I hope you're feeling great.

I haven't been around here in yonks, so I thought I'ld nip in for the preverbial saucer of milk.

I'm very excited, as tonight I'm going to Harvester, and as such will get to enjoy The Salad Cart. I'll have a bowl filled with those crispy onion things and red-devil sauce.

Feel free to ask me something, or tell me something.

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www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548144
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:43, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't decide how well I am feeling
I think I am pretty much well, however if I go ahead and act as normal at band practice tonight I may just catapult myself back into illness.

what should I do?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Do you _need_ the practice? eg, you have a gig on soon?
If not, then give it a miss. Stay at home, have a nice bath, bung on the circus-show that'll be Question Time tonight, and maybe give the misses a good old thump up the knickers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

if his missus has the flu,
she wont be taking it up the flue, i don't think anyway.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, Reply)

we don't need it to perfect existing songs
but to develop new ones. plus, I haven't been out of the house in the evening for about a week.

Mrs is at home with the flu and will most likely be asleep when I got home, awake to eat dinner and then asleep again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

you're just begging for an illness

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I know
but I think I might go mental if I don't go out tonight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:58, Reply)

ya reckon
I would've by now
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, Reply)

well, I was ill myself on monday and tuesday
it was a bit of an exaggeration about not going out for a week, as I went out, played a gig and got drunk on friday, then went to visit the other half's sister and husband all weekend.

so basically I haven't done anything since sunday. which is still bad.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, Reply)

your other half has a husband?
you've got bigger problems than I originally thought
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

not only that but her husband lives with her sister!!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:17, Reply)

travesty !

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

it's an outrage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, Reply)

How about visitin the picture show?
I want to see that Where The Wild Things Are. It's based on SirSandGoblin and me, Gobbo is that big bear thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)

it's got to be band practice or nothing really
particularly as I am skint as a very skint thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Is your band anything like Linkin Park? Or do you have a female singer like Lisa Loeb?
I like both those bands.

Can I suggest you do a cover of Semisonic's "This will be my year" ? I love that song.

Thursday's crush is a firday night rish and a monday morning cry.
It's a tail that you keep chasing, but it gets away every time.
New year's eve and it's hard to belive, that another zodiac's come around.
While you drank yourself high on hope, and, watched the cieling spin fron the ground.

Fantastic stuff, I'ld even volentire to sing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

we are not like either of those
I find it hard to describe who we sound like really.

also, we don't do covers. not because we think it is a bad idea, but because our singer/other guitarist has enough trouble remembering the songs he has written, let alone those written by anyone else
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Do you do that "Shout while breathing in yelling something like 'war'" thing?
I don't like that at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:17, Reply)

nope
we're not heavy really. blues-rock is how I would describe us. with a bit of prog.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Cool, I'll check ya' out L8r.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

do so
the tracks on the myspace linked to in my profile are old mixes of the stuff that we now have available on CD
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Have you ever had Mongolian Barbeque?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I've heard of such things, in text books and from friends from far distant lands such as Barnet.
Apparently, should roumour be true, and it may not be, that they cook it right in front of you. Hehe, hoho, they have some sort of griddle on every table and everyone can watch.

Alas though, quizzeen from that part of asia aludes me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, Reply)

the way you have spelt cuisine
has brought a tear of joy to my eye
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Gonz, you're a delicious confection of literary genius and suave sensuality.
I hope one day I get to shake your hand.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I dream of such a day.
When our two great nations can come together with a common goal to bring peace to all those who seek it, and distrcution to those who seek that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Gonz.........................................may I call you Gonz?
I just wanted to tell you that I think you're lovely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

You may call me anything you like, as long as you just call me.
Thank you very much, and if I am to be honest, you have a special place in my heart too.

Are you going to celebrate my birth next week?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I will call you.......Blumpo.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I shall toast your birth with a glass of wine at home for unfortunately I won't be able to attend your festivities in London.
: (
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Hopefully in the company of something dark, tall, rich and handsome.
Like Will Smith.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I doubt it : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Gutted, you're not getting chocolate bear action from Will Smith, GUTTED.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, Reply)

90nz?
Do you know who QOTW user Kano is, and why he's so angry at me?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Link me up AB.
I'll get the lowdown on his crack-ass.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post547865

About halfway down.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I think Jammy's right, he has a thing against Badgers.
Christ, one Honey Badger attacks his bee's nest and he's labeling them all as killers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29, Reply)

But I'm not even a badger at the moment 90nz, I've got a halloween themed userame :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Oh oh oh oh! I know why he's angry at you.
*puts up hand*
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Mind where you stick that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Well, COME ON THEN MAN!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Sorry I was busy.
It's because you're a knob.

Some people just can't handle them.




See what I did there.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I've never been attached to a door :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, Reply)

You're only young.
There's still time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Dear Gonz
If the truth is out there, could you point me in the right direction please?
Many thanks,
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)