I like it when he runs along
and stands on a gun which spins up over his shoulder ready to shoot people.

I might buy it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not as good as the bit where
he jumps through a locked door as the police shoot out the locks with shotguns, then he just lands in the middle of a dark room and all the sense offenders are shooting at him like 'pee-ow' 'pee-ow' 'bakkabakkabakka', but they all miss and the room flashes with every shot, and then they stop shooting and it goes quiet and dark for a second, before he stands up and shoots them all like 'BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMINTHEHEADMOTHERFUCKERBLAM'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I like the puppy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I like your puppy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Sicko

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You're back from your step I see

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

did he get stepped?
what for?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Having sex with cr3 without asking him first

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I wish
Becky got me banned because she's still bitter about me not giving her any more of the good stuff.

That and I called Gonzo a w*g
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

ah
I remember seeing that thread.

silly boy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Shut up you ni**er
Self-censorship makes me sad :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

That's why my sig is STRIKE TWO
One more and I'm OUTTA HERE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Woooo!!!!
Yeah!!!!!!

Where are you gonna go?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

A better place
The novelty of my new job has just worn off, so I'll probably be back here for a while
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

What was your old job?
and what is your new job?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I was working in admin for an architectural firm
now I'm IT support for a place that distributes gadgets and toys. I get to play at work, I'm like Tom Hanks in Big!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:09, Reply)

That's so unfair
do you have a piano dance mat?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

That was the most outrageously uncalled-for banning EVER
but after that and almost two weeks of avoiding OT, somebody told me about CHCB getting engaged, I came back to congratulate her and found that the place was dying without me.

It's alright, you can all thank me later.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Stop trying to be like JMG
it wasn't funny the first time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I'm not
but looking at the posts of the last week, this place has been dead during the daytime, it's like they've been deliberately trying to destroy the concept of humour
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

what did you do ?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

He posted a photo
of his own anus with a twix sticking out of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

one finger
or two?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Twix implies the plural

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)

not necessarily
the single fingers you get are still called Twix
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I know
but I've written several letters of complaint to their head office about it, it ain't right and i'm not happy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply)

then you make them sorry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

How do I do that?
Send them photos of me eating creme eggs in the nude?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

not eating, no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:44, Reply)

You'd like it more if it had pigtails

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

heh
that could be said of anything
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

*twists hair and ties back*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*bums*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*gibbers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*gibbons*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

*funkies*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

*oddies*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)