I AM AFFECTION
A bit like "this is Sparta", but without the black men getting kicked down holes.

No I concede you don't repeat yourself but do I sense a sickly desperation to be loved and followed by the denizens of this here board?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not really.
At the beginning of this year, maybe. B3ta was an addiction I hated but couldn't kick.

Now though I'm just here to be one of the many, and contribute just like everybody else. I came back and saw the desolate wasteland of OT (and some cunt pretending to be me the other night), it upset me so I wanted to revive it a little.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

They weren't pretending to be you
everyone knows it's not really you. But it's still funny watching someone with the name Bert Monkeysex say "I'm a massive cunt"
( Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Is that what they said?
That's terrible, why would anybody bully me so horribly al, what did I do to deserve it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Well
it all started when you said that crackhouse looked like your aunty sandra. And it just sort of spiralled from there.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Spiralled into a sexy mess of uncontrollable visual excrement?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Are you saying I look like shit?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Now you're V's sloppy seconds, yes

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:35, Reply)

She's not very sloppy
he's not big enough to produce that much spunk.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I've been helping

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:42, Reply)

I've told you before
bumming Captain V is not going to make him produce more spunk. There isn't a connecting tube.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:43, Reply)

so you said
I've done it so hard that now there is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:45, Reply)