People who cheat on their partners deserve to be hung, drawn and quartered
...oh, feck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 14:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Unless they're cute and cuddly


Mind you, you're still fucked.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Too right I am
but I just noticed the 'drunken extrenuating circumstances' up there^, so I could be ok.

Maybe next time I'll try being fucked by a bloke though, you have to be open to new experiences
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

The difference is though
he was drunk enough to get bummed, which means he could have been outrageously drunk. You were sober enough to still get it up, so you're still in the wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Ouch
You would almost have a point there if it weren't for two things:

1. I get a hardon if the wind changes direction, no matter how drunk I am.

2. I was too drunk to come, and I've never been too drunk to come before.

How drunk do you have to be to get bummed if you're a straight guy in a relationship? I'm beginning to think maybe this other guy took advantage
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

His sexuality has been hanging in the balance for some time
And this other guy has had a girlfriend for two years. I waited until they got up then I just left.

Im going back afterwards. I think we need to talk.......
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)