I'm going to learn that, just for you
and then when you post that picture I asked for I'm going to come round to your house to serenade you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm working on it.
I have a bit of persuading to do. I'm in a weakened position because I vetoed walking down the aisle to Ghostbusters.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Work on it MOAR
All you'll have to do is give him head a couple of times, what's the big deal?

I can't believe you vetoed Ghostbusters, you could have done that little walking dance they do at the end too. Are you insane?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah, I like the walking dance.
And my friend wanted to make us bubble packs for our backs that spray bubbles from a gun.

It's still a no.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:04, Reply)

You're not going to have a typical, boring, girly wedding though, are you?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

No.
I've already got my shoes. They're electric blue shiny faux-snakeskin from Peacocks, only cost a tenner, and I'm decorating them with glittery clip-on earrings and ribbon.

Stylish.

The groom intends to wear a skirt so yeah, a bit girly.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:10, Reply)

That sounds far too normal
I always imagined if you got married, you'd skysurf into the ceremony on a board shaped like a giant cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)

^This.
See, we should so hire you as the wedding planner.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I'll do it
as long as I don't have to snog Matthew McConaughy

FUCK YOU, MATTHEW
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Your arse isn't big enough, Monkey from the Block.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Neither's hers
It's all just a big media-induced myth; she actually had a glutectomy years ago, and nobody even noticed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)