I'm writing my letter of resignation
Although I feel I should say more than "Fuck you, you tight fisted, short sighted bastards"

Oh for work that is not here. Whilst you are bastards, you are not tight fisted.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:59, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I read the words of the last line, but I don't understand it.
Are you moving to a job which pays more but is run by fuckers?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Did you hit your head hard when you fell over that dog?
No my current job is run by fuckers.

By "here" I meant b3ta.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:10, Reply)

But us b3tans
are notoriously tight fisted. And I'm a total bastard.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:12, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you bought me a drink once...
so not that tight fisted. You are a cunt though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I've bought most
of the b3tans I know a drink at some point. I'm dead lovely like that.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I'm incredibly tight fisted through necessity
but I've bought most b3tans I've met a drink and I'm a total cunt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:28, Reply)

True Dat

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Today's my last day here.
I'm determind not to work any longer than today, they've treated me like shit over this last weekend, i've done AT LEAST 75% of the work for the same wages, just because I know how to use a computer.

Fuck this shit, this is my last weekend, I'm pissed off, all I've had is people shout at me and poke me in the chest over it, not even a 'thank you', let alone a drink, let alone at least time and a half.

Fucking shitbags.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Hey angry gonz
Do you need a hug?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:22, Reply)

He wants a field trip
to your massive minge.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Can I get some coo'ing and some "There there, it'll be all right" with that too?
Are we having a birthday affair next weekend?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Awwwwww
there, there Gonz, it'll all be alright, don't worry.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:31, Reply)

But in all seriousnessness, I want an affair for my birthday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:55, Reply)

One to remember?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:59, Reply)

If I can awnser that one in retrospective, i'ld apprechate that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:02, Reply)

What do you want to do when you grow up Gonz?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Have a puppy that sicks rainbows when you express it's anal glands.

Does that require an apostrophe?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Nope
I'm informed that they only sick rainbows when you kick them up the bum anyway. They just dribble wrong when you express them :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Do they dribble rainbows or fish smelling fluid?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Watch the video I posted the other day and find out
I know you want to
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:38, Reply)

I'ld like to meet a dream gal, someone who's just peachy and swell.
Maybe have a house, a little dog with a bubbly personailty, a nice garden with a vegtable patch, and then maybe on christmas day, as we're all around table, she'll look into my eyes, with the whole family around, she'll anounce that she's expecting. Aunty Lyn will faint, but mum'll be over joyed.

Oh, and the hanson triplettes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:45, Reply)

I'm cancelling my suggestion we have a HOT DATE.
I'm too scared.
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:29, Reply)

scared aroused and have just drowned my cat in my minge juices.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Oh Al, I have had a lovely weekend.
I am immune to your lewd comments.
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Have you washed your chebs, or are they still spunky?
I've been planning my story for the QOTW. I'll text you when I post it.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:32, Reply)

All cleaned.
I am looking forward to your QOTW answer. I am not going to share anything about me :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Hoorah :)
Al try harder
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:33, Reply)

immune to your lewd comments dripping like a saunas walls.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)

MY BLACKBERRY LIKE TOTALLY FUCKING DIED YESTERDAY.
24 hours later it fucking well came back. But hoo and rah because Orange are doing the iphone from next month and I am upgrading. I WILL HAVE AN IPHONE. You will hide your jealousy with hatred.
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:37, Reply)

You're going to the dark side?
I might be upgrading to something else next month, depends on what they have on offer really. I WILL NEVER OWN AN IPHONE THOUGH.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I love your firm principles.

( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I love your firm boobs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)

They miss you terribly :(

( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:54, Reply)

It's great, there is a little mojito kit and leapod-print thong in the box.
The default ringtone is "Sex Bomb".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Are we meeting up or not, El Gonzo?
Edit: I'm off to bed. Gaz me!
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Deffo !
Tell me where and when, and we're ON.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Oh there you are.
I reckon Thursday night and I'll come up to you for about 6.30pm. OK?
GAZ ME WITH YOUR RESPONSE!
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:03, Reply)