Hoorah :)
Al try harder
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

immune to your lewd comments dripping like a saunas walls.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)

MY BLACKBERRY LIKE TOTALLY FUCKING DIED YESTERDAY.
24 hours later it fucking well came back. But hoo and rah because Orange are doing the iphone from next month and I am upgrading. I WILL HAVE AN IPHONE. You will hide your jealousy with hatred.
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:37, Reply)

You're going to the dark side?
I might be upgrading to something else next month, depends on what they have on offer really. I WILL NEVER OWN AN IPHONE THOUGH.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I love your firm principles.

( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I love your firm boobs

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:46, Reply)

They miss you terribly :(

( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:54, Reply)

It's great, there is a little mojito kit and leapod-print thong in the box.
The default ringtone is "Sex Bomb".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Are we meeting up or not, El Gonzo?
Edit: I'm off to bed. Gaz me!
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Deffo !
Tell me where and when, and we're ON.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Oh there you are.
I reckon Thursday night and I'll come up to you for about 6.30pm. OK?
GAZ ME WITH YOUR RESPONSE!
( thealternativefact, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:03, Reply)