STILL HERE
We're not together anymore.. Shocked? No.

Edit: and Im a lovely lady with boobies and such.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Prove it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

How?

(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Get you vadge out, live ONLINE

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

ok
Whats the worst that could happen?
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:57, Reply)

You'll get a thousand pandering gazzes from al

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

No then.
you'll just have to take my word for it.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

take my word for it

have a rummage in my pants at a bash
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Or use the visual aspect of breasts?..
To avoid any misunderstanding/charges of assault
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Breasts?
That's no good, al and Kaol have both got those, and last time I checked they ain't ladies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

But I am a slender lady type
Without stubble and any other man paraphernalia
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I'll still have to check
It's Monkeysex customs and excise
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Is that what you told all the other ladies?
Because Im pretty sure that borders on illegal
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

All the b3ta women have done it, it's the LAW
Besides, you're single now, you ought to be grateful
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Oh well if its custom I see no problem what so ever
I look forward to our encounter
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I promise I won't let anyone bum me afterwards*



*unless it's al
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Great
Ill watch.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:36, Reply)

watch listen, cry and dump you in the morning after posting about it on the internet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Jokes you
I left him. Can safely say I won this round.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Awww... sweetie
at the game of life, we're all losers
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:44, Reply)

'ang on a tick
You posted this, right:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post459145 ?

So how much of a shock actually was it given that he has form?

All quite the drama really, eh? (And coming from me, that's saying something.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I don't think it was as much of a shock
as it was a relationship-ending melodrama.

Kids, eh?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

that happened as well!!
not for long though...

Drama? More of a shambles really.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Watch out for teh Bad Aids.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Yeah, fucking Bob Geldof, what a cunt...
...oh, BAD AIDs,
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

good point.

(i should have joined myspace, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:22, Reply)

That's what HE said

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)