Morning
any idiots cock up putting their clock back?

How are you coping? I'm ravenous. That's about all the effect it's had on me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:46, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I forgot to do my stereo
and woke up at 6.30 this morning

Bah
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

you spastic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I know
I set about three alarms, my phone, my watch and my stereo, and just forgot about the stereo

MMMMNNNNNNNNGHH
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I still don't get why they have to fuck around with it.
What is the reason? I can't be arsed to look it up.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

It's so farmers can blah blah blah
It's so paedos have an easier job of snatching children in the dark
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Someone mentioned the farmer thing last night
I don't see what difference it makes, there's still the same amount of daylight hours.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

But they get up well early and that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

can't remember the real reason
some bollocks no doubt.

these days some twat would probably bang on about the children's safety. Load of shit. Safer to have it lighter in the evenings when road users have had a chance to get a bunch of pints down them, as opposed to first thing in the morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

When they're barely awake
Excellent plan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I think your "seriousness on the internet" chip
needs looking at
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I got up really early with a hangover on Sunday
Then my mate informed me it was an hour earlier and we were even more pillocks than we thought. But neither of us could go back to sleep. So we drank tea and said the time to each other over and over.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I have a feeling your "mate" is imaginary.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

and so was the hangover
she'd actually overdosed on chocolate milk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

My mate is real. I have real human friends EYE ARE ELL.
And we had actually overdosed on cheese.
At one point I felt so strange that I couldn't move. I rang her from the spare room and asked her to come and have a look at my face.
Hangovers don't generally do things like that to me. I think it was all the cheese. And meat and chutney and olives and port.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply)

All good
The FOUR GRAND PAYRISE I just got helps, of course
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Hooray for sucking off your boss

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Indeed
*slurps*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

good work son

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:15, Reply)

*raises croissant*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Hoorah!
Our gain and Canada's loss : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

the sense of relief is palpable
thank you for your kind words, folks, means a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:52, Reply)

wahey!
now, do the right thing and start paying of those credit cards

or

celebrate with a bender!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I know you're right
Bender, then cards.

Cheers pal
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I turned up for work an hour early last year
not this year oh no, fool me once shame on...err...me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)