better less like a hippy emo kid who cried over the end of Twilight.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ha!
*high-five*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Don't think i've forgiven you

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Want me to dress up as Gonzo and let you ream me?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Nobody will ever
come close to the real thing where Gonz is concerned.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Note evin if I start righting long, ramblink posts
in the stile of a fiev yer old hoo has just finnished his fist day of skool?

We were born on the same day, we're both circumcised, we're practically the same person already
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

A hippy emo?
So I'm both chilled out, and depressed?

Make your fucking mind up, cockring.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

The two aren't mutually exclusive
you girl-haired nonce-sucker
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Thank you
the hippy thing was directed at your long hippy hair, the emo at your predaliction for twilight and self pity at being unable to give your friends your cash card and PIN without them robbing you blind.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

He's a Hovis Emo
In that he comes pre-sliced.

I'm aware that this makes no sense
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

But damnit!
It's funny!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Wow!
There's a first!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Aye
Don't get used to it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

It was a fleeting moment
but it's passed now. I'll always remember it, and treasure it fondly.

You fucking woman
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)