Works Chrismas do on the 5th December and I can bring an internet friend.
Free curry and booze, so who wants to come?


And give me one good reason why I should let you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:43, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm busy that night*
actually true, I'm going to meet up with my old housemates from uni.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:44, Reply)

what about a real friend?
or is it "bring internet friend night"?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:47, Reply)

My REAL LIFE friends are busy too : (
Plus one doesn't like curry.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:48, Reply)

they eat before they get there?
that's the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

He's not going to sit at a table twiddling his thumbs while we all chow down.
I'm kind of glad he can't come anyway.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Me
because we're both hasbians and it could get fruity.

I jest. Take a bloke. Have some Christmas frolics.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:48, Reply)

If I started hanging out with hasbians again it would only confuse my family.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:58, Reply)

My mother's favourite exclamation to my friends when she's drunk:
"Well I'm still not sure whether Our Roota's Arthur or Martha!"
It was funny the first three times. Now everybody has heard it millions of times. And she knows full well anyway, she just thinks it's really funny.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I'm charming, witty, erudite and cultured*
I'm an enormous fan of south Asian cuisine and can hold a huge amount of drink without becoming a liability and thus embarrassing you in front of your work chums.




*AND a prodigious liar
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:50, Reply)

My workmates can only put up with one charming, witty, erudite and cultured person at a time.
If there were two of us it would blow their minds.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:52, Reply)

DANG IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I guess you could sit there and look pretty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I'd forgotten about that other skill
which I have in abundance. Almost up there with my levels of modesty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

You should bring me because....
- I can cook like the Roux Family, in fact, I'm responcible for 30% of their michallin stars.
- I can sing like Meatloaf
- I can play the guitar like Eric Clapton
- I look like Will Smith
- I can shag like Ron Jermmy
- I'm richer than Bill Gates
- I can speak in no less than 5 accents, inclding french.
- I'm friends with the glittarti

And, most importantly, I have no plans on that night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I was going to throw in a vote for me,
but yeah, you should totally take Gonz.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I vote for Gonz

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:56, Reply)

actually yeah me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Well I know four of those are indeed fact.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Don't take Gonz, he looks like an character from GTA 4

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Ignore her
Gonz would be an excellent choice.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:04, Reply)

static.gamesradar.com/images/mb//GamesRadar/us/Games/G/Grand%20Theft%20Auto%20IV/Bulk%20Viewers/PS3_360/2008-01-03/Roman%20copy--screenshot_large.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:10, Reply)

that is uncanny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Hmmmmm
that's a scary resemblance.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

But not as uncanny as Fat Al.
I didn't think this got the atention it deserved last time.


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:13, Reply)

HA!
picture fail.

I hope

edit - bugger, it's working now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

That looks nothing like me!
Just because he has a moustache, it's like saying all black people look the same. You're nothing but a massive RACIST wookie.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Racist maybe.
But at least I'm not fat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

You pie-loving freak.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I knew you hated me really

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I love you and I hate you.
It's the dilemma I face every time I'm on here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Bless

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Don't you patronise me Mrs
or I'll steal all your knickers when I help you move.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Ha!
You were going to do that anyway!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

No I wasn't
I was going to steal your husbands pants. But I've just changed my mind.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

He doesn't have any pants
You know that!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

by pants
Al meant terry cloth nappies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

The filled ones are my favourite

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Itz coz u is a classy
gent innit.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:37, Reply)

classy big
g b
t der
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

That took some effort
but it was funny! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

always worth the effort
some of them are just baffling, but I'll still do it, just in case one person can decipher it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

What's an "innider"

Edit - oh sorry, I get it. Well done.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

you're a big bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)

*holds up handbag*
Ooooooooh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Alright granddad
I don't even know what 'terry cloth' means... you must be well old!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

pretty much same age as you I'd wager
maybe a couple of years older.

so less of the grandad!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Haha
Did I touch a nerve!? How old are you then?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

age is not something I'm sensitive about at all!
28
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
OLD MAN!!!!

BEARDY OLD MAN!!!!!

WHERE'S YOUR PENSION GRANDAD!!!!!

WANT YOUR MEALS ON WHEELS DO YOU GRAMPS!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

jealousy will get you nowhere

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:46, Reply)

How old is
Mr the Geordie then?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)

A year or so younger than you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Lies on the internets

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

same as me I think
or possibly a year older
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

nah, same as you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

good age
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Hehe fair enough *ruffles hair*
You are three years older than me sir, I still do not remember 'terry cloth nappies' though! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I don't remember them
it's something that I have learnt about since then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Ah I see
History and all that shit!? That's like totally rad man!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)

you knows it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

*does crazy flicky-hand-thing*
Oh yeah I'm down with the kids!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

paedo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Hahaha
Oh dear, oh dear.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

found you out have we?
need to change your online persona?

;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Not today!
Anyhoo you keep my secret I'll keep yours Vipros, or should I say Wendy! *ahem* *wink*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

great job of keeping the secret there
*shakes head*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Mmm...Fat Al.

( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

STOP IT!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

But I like it.
I might even text you another picture of my tits.
( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Oh okay then
It'll be worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I've met Gonz.
He's way more handsome.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Ooooooooh maybe you'll get the chinese-handholding-hollyoaks treatment
you simply must tell us how it goes !
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:21, Reply)

The hollyoaks treatment is the best bit

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

SADDEST of SAD FACES.
I thought the same thing when I saw Sexface playing that =(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

You should totally steal that
As your facebook profile picture.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Take me
Simply by standing next to me, you will look better.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

better taller
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:29, Reply)

better less like a hippy emo kid who cried over the end of Twilight.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Ha!
*high-five*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Don't think i've forgiven you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Want me to dress up as Gonzo and let you ream me?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Nobody will ever
come close to the real thing where Gonz is concerned.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Note evin if I start righting long, ramblink posts
in the stile of a fiev yer old hoo has just finnished his fist day of skool?

We were born on the same day, we're both circumcised, we're practically the same person already
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

A hippy emo?
So I'm both chilled out, and depressed?

Make your fucking mind up, cockring.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

The two aren't mutually exclusive
you girl-haired nonce-sucker
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Thank you
the hippy thing was directed at your long hippy hair, the emo at your predaliction for twilight and self pity at being unable to give your friends your cash card and PIN without them robbing you blind.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

He's a Hovis Emo
In that he comes pre-sliced.

I'm aware that this makes no sense
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

But damnit!
It's funny!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Wow!
There's a first!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Aye
Don't get used to it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

It was a fleeting moment
but it's passed now. I'll always remember it, and treasure it fondly.

You fucking woman
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Because I'm a cheap date
and I'm easy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I've just been told I can bring two.
And I know just the couple to ask : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I didn't even get a look-in
:C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

You were second on my list after Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

WHAT?!
I'm never speaking to you, EVER again.

Starting now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Crackhouse and Catface?
Kaol and Mellicious?
Flim-Flam and DiT?
Bert and Me?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Someone far more sweary than you lot : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Oh fair enough
but stay away from her arse the next day if she's been eating curry and drinking.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
I never thought of that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

FUCKCUNTSHITARSEBOLLOCK
WANNET
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

AwwwwWWWwwww....
are we a couple again? I've missed you, hotlips
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Bert and you?
THE POWER COUPLE OF B3TA!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:00, Reply)

We were doing it before it was cool

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Me and Bert are so old skool
we were allowed to use the cane.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*sniffs*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Are you sniffing my bottom?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

It smells like guyere

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You should take me!
Remember the bulge?
'Nuff said.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)