Doh,
and I didn't put my third question there, so here is another post. Please respond. Please!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:05, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you lost your mind?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:06, Reply)

that's more of a question
you should have said "you have lost your mind"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:07, Reply)

He should have said
"Planet Earth is Blue, and there's nothing I can dooooooooo"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

"other than face punch youuuuuuu"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)

No
I'm just taking the micket out of Sandiette who felt the need to post two seperate questions in two seperate posts right next to each other in a totally pointless fashion.

We aren't made of bandwidth here you know! Don't be so wasteful!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I'm made of bandwidth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

HAHAHA LOL FATTY JOKE

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Is vipros fat?
I'll have to give him a wide berth from now on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

not fat any more!
well, not much anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

*orbits*
Hey...! Help! What the fuck...?!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)

charming!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Sorry, I'm still busy pissing myself
over my response to SVLA's second question.

I'm a proper card
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Haha!
Genuine Office-lol at your reply.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I liked it too
I've had too much sugar today
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Me too! :D
But what is really classed as 'too much'?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

A bottle of Pepsi and a bag of Haribo
*bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Did you chew up big fistfuls of Haribo
and then wash them down with huge swigs of the Pepsi? Because if you did, I'm quite turned on.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I poured the Pepsi in the Haribo bag
and drank it like soup with gummy croutons
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Haha
That's not too much my friend!! I eat Haribo for breakfast!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Just because DiT's cock looks like a fried egg
doesn't make it Haribo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:44, Reply)

How do you know what his
cock looks like? Are you also Al? Hmmmmm?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm al's meatpuppet
I've got his hand RIGHT up my arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I hope for your sake
he lubed up first?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)

With grit, broken glass and sand

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Aww
That means he really loves you! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I'm his favourite
He's told me so.

Even though he un-'friend'ed me, I still know he loves me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

no wonder you are mental

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Panderer

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

you don't seem to have grasped how pandering works

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:49, Reply)

The women love it when you treat 'em mean
It's only men who like compliments.

i.e. Your hair is lovely, but Flim Flam's got an arse like chiselled battenberg
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Chiselled battenberg?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Sloppy
and tastes like ear wax
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You have such a way with words!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:02, Reply)

It's a gift

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

*nods head rapidly*
I don't do drugs, I don't drink that much booze, I don't smoke... this is my vice!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I've been thinking I need to drink more booze
and cut back on the pot slightly.

only slightly though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Haha that's totally up to you!! :)
I can't really get on with pot. I tried it once at a mates New Years party and couldn't feel my legs for about an hour. Then we went to a 24hr Tesco and brought garlic bread, skittles and Discos and I laughed like a twat for about 4 hours...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)

that's pretty much what it is supposed to do
sounds like a good night!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Hmmm
But with me its hard to tell, I'm like that most nights... minus the 5am Tesco outing. That whole night was quite entertaining but sadly that whole group of mates have turned to harder stuff and we sort of lost contact!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

that's no good at all
I've dabbled with harder stuff (not smack or crack or anything) but it doesn't have the honest, everyday appeal of smoking a reefer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

It did scare me quite a bit
how quickly their personalities changed once they moved on from pot.

Not my cup of tea at all!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:10, Reply)

outrageous
it does happen though. some people turn into tossers. a mate of mine at uni called Crazy Huw used to terrify me when he was on pills because he was so intense.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Blimey, although the clue was there in the name I suppose!!? Hehe
One of my sisters mates jumped out of his bedroom window after taking too much speed. He thought someone was trying to break into his room or something!?! Broke his leg, he was lucky he didn't kill himself! Goon.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:34, Reply)

you'd think so
he once threw a bag of speed over his girlfriend during an argument. We laughed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Sounds good to me
Top night!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I think the best bit was when we tried to play Buzz on the PS2
and it kept timing out as our reaction times were so bloody slow! A dead person could have probably beaten us all!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:37, Reply)

heh
I'm king of buzz. Played against my gfs whole family, and despite her asking me to give them a chance (which I did) I still beat them all by about 7000 points.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Every bloody christmas I beat my family at everything
and they still sulk.

If they don't like it, DON'T PLAY
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I do this too!
I do try to let others win... but I still beat them! :S

I am a Peggle master too on the iPod Touch, much to DiTs annoyance!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:58, Reply)

it's hard to play a game and not win really
I tend to not play because people get upset.

My gf and her sisters had this tradition of playing the Blockbusters board game at christmas. Then I joined in and now they won't play it. I offered to not play, or just read the questions, but they said I spoilt it :-/

also, wtf is peggle?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:06, Reply)

alright althegeordie

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

alright K Swizzle

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Swiz
are you anything to do with the people who make lollipops? If so can I have one please?

shaped like al's cock, if possible
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I'd have to see it first.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Imagine a badger's nose
only smaller
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I need photographic evidence and then after that I may need physical evidence.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Al's cock
www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/images/graphics/hedgehog-10-small.jpg
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

What the fuck are you doing
you enormous spastic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:13, Reply)

See above.
Nob cheesemaker
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah
I know what you were doing cock dobber, I just think there are better ways of making your point than lowering yourself to his level.

Now get your top off and meet me on the roof
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

At least it's not 'Today's fact'
Christ, those were tedious.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Today's Fact:
Noel's a cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:35, Reply)

At least that's a fact.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Yesterday's Fact:
Noel's still a cock.

RETROFUTURE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Monkeysex creates cock paradox shock!
Who'd have thought it, eh?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Hawking would have
I used to beat him up when I was his nanny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:55, Reply)