"Oh that, it's just b3ta. <CHCB's real name>'s getting married to this bloke <Catface's real name> and she's after honeymoon suggestions for..." and then I engaged my brain.

"You know these people then?"

"Kinda. I've met one of them. Once."

"So people just share all their private stories and you know them in real life?"

"Erm, yes."

I return to my cooking while she starts working her way through this weeks answers hearing her laugh every 30 seconds or so. After a while she asks.

"Do you post on here as well?"

She knows too much. Fellow OTers, how should I destroy her?
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:44, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Smother her with kittens.
It's a lovely way to go.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Kill her in the face
it's the only way to be sure.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Surely your cooking will solve that problem?
OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Oh, alan
FAIL
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:47, Reply)

kick her until she sicks a rainbow.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:49, Reply)

What if she turns out to be a kitten and not a pug?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Algebraic excretia

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:52, Reply)

That would be unpleasant
he should only kick her if she's a pug.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Pugs don't sick rainbow though
They just do a snuffly back flip and then do a leg jizz.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Fair enough
what does the best rainbow sick then?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Bungle

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

75⁵⁹ x X4(Nx34A+B² ) = Kitten Shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Tell her your username is athegeordie
nothing can go wrong with this plan.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:50, Reply)