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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ow ow FUCKING OW!!
Bloody toothache... I sense another trip to the dentist's quite soon. What pains you lot this week?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:15, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
People

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Monkeysexing people

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:21, Reply)
That never pains me
especially when I'm monkeysexing them in the fuckhole
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)
Not all people. Just those who won't go away
Most people are pretty lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Like me?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)
No. I've never asked you to go away
You're like dormant heamorroids.
You may stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)
It was a request
I want you to like me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Well you'd better shine up your old brown shoes
and put on a brand new shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)
I'm wearing a new shirt!
but I haven't got any brown shoes :C
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)
I only like you half as much as I did before I discovered this.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Half of an infinity
is still infinity
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)
I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)
I've lost track of all the women I'm grooming

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)
I've already been groomed this year
So you can knock me off your list if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)
Edmund?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)
Ha!
Flim Flam did a funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)
Take a mental picture
it doesn't happen that often! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)
Awww... don't say that
I'm sure there will be plenty of times when people will laugh at you
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)
Not for the right reasons
:(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)
Well there was no cock so I'm not sure Edmund groomed me fully

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:39, Reply)

an
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

+ al
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)
I'm not
Because I inadvertently scarred your aunt whats-her-face by telling her about your cavernous minge!

Which still highly amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)
my head
felt like I was going to pass out from headache and wibblyness a little while ago.

Ibuprofen and a Double decker have sorted me out though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Bloody hell.
How'd you manage the double decker? I find I can't digest them properly; the tyres are just too chewy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Groan
Hi D'G, how's the Mrs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)
All good monkey boy
ta for asking. You behaving yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)
and how's you, my favourite, genuine geordie?


EDIT of course not, ever
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Apart from needing two operations over the upcoming festive period
I'm not bad at all. Far too busy at work, but it keeps me off the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)
Ahhh.... poor D's G
Whassup? Got testicular cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Nothing so exciting.
I have a ganglion on my right index finger which needs removed, and I also need surgery on my left eyelid.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:47, Reply)
A gang of lions?
Have they got knives and ASBOs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)
*Bangs head off desk*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:54, Reply)
Tourette's using her strap-on again, is she?
You poor sod, you must love her SO much
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)
I have a huge gaping maw
and a digestive system that would rival the industrial complex of post-war america.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)
cancer of the arsehole

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Jinx touch penis!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

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