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I've never met a woman who's "perfectly happy with their size"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
True
but they seemed happy enough, both have boyfriends and are doing perfectly well for themselves.

They just need to get down the gym
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:36, Reply)
are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:41, Reply)
No, but I'm not a woman you old cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:43, Reply)
jumping on the old man bandwagon eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)
You didn't have an issue with it
but you will by the end of the week!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:47, Reply)
He'll have forgotten all about it by then
WON'T YOU, DEAR? YES, THAT'S RIGHT, HAVE A NICE CUP OF TEA
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)
He wont remember this conversation by the end of the week.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)
Great minds
etc
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)
Weak minds, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)
fools
etc
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)
STOP IT

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)
Hahahaha
This is real comedy gold here!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)
Cunt
*waits*

.....
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)
Hehe
Its what the badge on my profile says!
*also waits*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Our psychic connection has been broken
you jinxed it with your 'comedy gold' shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Sorry I was sending a gaz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:02, Reply)
No you weren't!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:04, Reply)
Oh well
it was fun while it lasted!

*shenanigans*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:02, Reply)
dum-du-dum-dum-du-du-dum-dum
*surfs*
*drinks guinness*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)
hey, I may have Alzheimer's
but at least I don't have Alzheimer's
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)
loloollololoololololoololollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lollypop...
*pop*

Badum-dum-dum
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:52, Reply)
you've been bouncing on the "I'm a girl" bandwagon for weeks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:47, Reply)
You mean you're not?
Then why the hell have we been flirting?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)
something to do with your repressed homosexuality.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:52, Reply)
It's not repressed, it's outrageous
and it's not that I'm gay, I'm just not fussy
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)
this is very true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)
According to Amorous Badger I'm a guy and I embrace my sexual ambiguity.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:52, Reply)
That's nice dear, cup of tea?
I said CUP OF TEA, DEAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)
he's a nurse, he should know.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:54, Reply)
I'm very open about these things.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Half past six I think.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:54, Reply)
THAT'S A GOOD GIRL
NOW PUT YOUR TEETH IN AND FETCH THE CAT.

NO DEAR, I SAID FETCH
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)
But you always prefer it with my teeth out.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:05, Reply)
I know
I haven't even come this morning, I'm getting so old
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:08, Reply)
Hehehehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)
quiet you!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:52, Reply)
You love it

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:54, Reply)
you wish
or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)
You're not even trying
anymore are you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply)
He's not had his nap yet today.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:04, Reply)
+py changed

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:04, Reply)
you're trying enough for both of us
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:05, Reply)
Yeah
See you said that the other week... *yawns*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:10, Reply)
are you keeping notes?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)
No
I can just remember what happened last week!

(oh you walked into that one)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)
walked into it with open eyes
predictability is not something that you get castigated for on b3ta is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Castigated?
Its too eary in the morning for such words!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)
too nosy as well
and possibly mouthy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)
Hehe
Its clearly too early for proof reading too! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)
Stop flirting, you two
it's making me sick.

Go and flirt in your own thread, or at least gaz so that DiT doesn't see
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:15, Reply)
You're only upset
Because you're not involved!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)
yeah!
and the risk of DiT seeing is what makes it so exciting.

and he's too busy being Al to notice anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:19, Reply)
Exhunctly!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)
It's true
Vipros never flirts with me, no matter how hard I try to impress him

*flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Aww
He notices, hes just playing hard to get!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)
He'll certainly get it hard

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:22, Reply)
I'm not playing
I am hard to get. you've got to work for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)
I'll buy you a packet of Frisps
and some werthers originals if you suck my cock
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)
Oh Frisps
Yummers!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:25, Reply)
hmmmm, frisps....
not had those in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)
So that's a yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)
hang on
I didn't read what I was supposed to be doing for this price...

it'll take more than that I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)
I'll give you a yoyo
and take you to the fair this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:31, Reply)
Oooh
You're feisty!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:31, Reply)
I'm beginning to think the old fella's not worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:32, Reply)
that's because you haven't sampled the goods
and with an attitude like that you never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:33, Reply)
*gives up*

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)
you knows it
*high fives*
*low fives*
*in the middle fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)
want a bucket for retching into?
/proffers
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)
Yes pease
How you doing Poppet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:25, Reply)
Yeah I'm allright ta love.
Studying madly for exams but needed a break so here I am. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)
Ah.....
I've told you before, don't work too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:29, Reply)
Yeah yeah yeah.
I know. I'm being good. /swears.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:30, Reply)

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