I fed the cat at 5am
And got up again at 6am so she would use the litter tray. Then back into bed until 7:30.
I can't understand why I'm tired.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ah I see your problem here
Its the cat isn't it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:45, Reply)

No, it's your husband
he keeps hiding under his bed and poking the mattress every time he drops of.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)

He's burrowing a hole because he wants to sex your kidneys

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Ah so that's where he goes at night
I thought he was on the game!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Sometime he is
sometimes he's hiding under the mattress, and sometimes he's round at mine having more fun than you could ever give him.

We like to play battleships.


And yahtzee.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

But but but
He told me he didn't like yahtzee! :(

*sobs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

He doesn't
but he'll do anything for al
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:58, Reply)

'But he won't do that'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I bet he would
regardless of what Meatloaf says, he should be bloody grateful of whatever he can get
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)